$4000 to shop with Me


Yes once again I maxxed out dumdum's credit cards in record time, as usual. I wasn't even in the mood to go out when he called pleading for Me to rape his wallet and drain him of every cent. I was feeling kind've hungover from the night before and was planning to stay in bed and fuck My boyfriend all day but dumdum is tenacious and wouldn't relent. he kept pushing My tribute buttons and whining about needing Me to fuck him up. I was nearly bored to tears listening to him drone on about his pathetic existence and even set the phone down and watched tv for awhile while he shared his most intimate secrets with My pillow. Finally I decided that if I had to listen to this moron babble about his stupid life for one more second I was going to stab a screwdriver into My ears so I told him I would let him take Me shopping as long as he promised not to speak or annoy Me in any way. Neither of which he was able to keep from doing.

When I saw him his eyes were big and bloodshot. He looked like he had either been up for 3 days straight or crying all morning. I didn't bother to ask which it was I just strode to the first store I wanted to shop at and dialed one of My Friends so he wouldn't feel prompted to speak to Me. He followed along silently for awhile but within minutes couldn't control himself from blubbering nonsense about how much he worships Me, works only to give all of his money to Me, lives to make Me happy, etc. etc. blah blah *snore I knew his silence was too good to be true but I was here on a mission so why let some hyper chatbox ruin My time? I decided to just ignore him and have some fun.

First stop was Metropark where I easily spent $1200 on 5 pairs of Mek jeans, half a dozen tops, a couple of belts, a dress or two, some earrings, and odds and ends. Then off to Betsy Johnson where I found 3 cute dresses at a reasonable $300 a pop. Next up was Macy's where I grabbed a handful of jewelry, stockings, and some bubblebath. On to Guess for a pair of pointy toed pumps, shiny patent leather boots, and a couple of tops. I finished the day at Buckle leaving with a coat, a pair of Lucky jeans, and some more Sinful and Ed Hardy stuff. All in all shopping and tributes combined dumdum spent a whopping $4k for the pleasure of being ignored by Me today.

Did I fuck you up enough loser? Or are you ready for some more? I'm posting some pics so you can see just how good I look in your money, lol. Enjoy!

 

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  • 12-10-2008 06:57 AM maid madeleine wrote:
    You are a badass. But of course...you KNOW that! xo
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    1. 12-10-2008 08:50 PM God wrote:
      Yeah I think I look pretty bad ass in My new sequined double guns shirt. I want to find rhinestone gun earrings to match
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  • 12-10-2008 10:00 AM Foad wrote:
    You deserve more than that Goddess, i really envy him. i know i don't deserve your attention but a lot of things happened .. and i know you're tired of listening to my pathetic excuses .. all i can say is that i'm bowing at your feet to take me back ... Pleeeease
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    1. 12-10-2008 08:44 PM God wrote:
      you know what you have to do, hairbag. Don't make Me repeat Myself.
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      1. 12-11-2008 11:08 AM Foad wrote:
        i was hopping that You would change the assignment, but it's Ok Goddess ... i'll do it this Saturday , So Please stay tuned
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        1. 12-11-2008 11:56 AM God wrote:
          Yeah and I'll be waiting on pins and needles, dork. I can't wait to hear what your new excuse is going to be saturday for not doing what I said. you come up with more bullshit than anyone I know. Let's hope there are no unforeseen obstacles to keep you from your assignment over the next couple days and just so everyone knows what kind of nonsense I've put up with from you I'm going to post some of your letters in My next blog. I'm also sending you 5 invoices. you choose which ones to pay. Next time I see you you better be hairless and begging.
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          1. 12-11-2008 12:18 PM Foad wrote:
            i can't blame You Goddess , and i deserve all You said about me. But this time no more excuses ... cause i came up with the idea of worshiping my God Allah and You at the same time, that will keep my conscience in piece without any guilty feels ... i'll be bowing at my knees waiting for the invoices Goddess
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            1. 12-11-2008 02:13 PM God wrote:
              Oh joy!
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              1. 12-11-2008 10:05 PM God wrote:
                toad- just got home and got your insanely long email. Do what you wrote about and make it extra special for Me since you are a big fat liar and don't deserve My time anyways. Do your best to make up for being such a retarded dork and get it done by this weekend.
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                1. 12-12-2008 08:09 AM Foad wrote:
                  i'll do my best Goddess,i do appreciate the time you waist on a worm dickless fat liar like me, and thank you for giving me the whole weekend to do it
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  • 12-13-2008 05:09 PM maid madeleine wrote:
    LOVE your sense of style, Princess!! And those jeans!! They TOTALLY rock your booty! xoxo
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