Kawaii! Update -Or, Help I'm being raped by a hot insatiable Goddess!
Do you remember the song 'Everyday is Halloween' by Ministry when they were going through their poppy Depeche Modey phase? Er, nm, anyways I think Everyday is Xmas applies more to Me so in the spirit of the neverending season here is a list of absolutely darling and also somewhat Japanese themed (cuz I love those maniacs!) shinies that I can't live without.
Also, I have a new assignment I'm dying to post but I'm waiting for the go ahead from My ever helpful, considerate, and sympathetic Doc. Without his valuable advice over the years God knows what kind of danger I could have put you silly slaveboys in. In the meantime, and since every item on My most recent Wishlist has already been bought out, I have a new one full of lots of goodies to make Me wet. And you want to make Me wet, don't you ;P I am especially fond of some of the boots and have already chosen a couple of you to buy them for Me, so if you see your name below get your ass into action. Before you ask, the deadline is your next payday but the joy you bring Me will begin as soon as you forward the invoice to My account. Loves ya <3
darling cowboi you know who you are and you know I am cursed with an addiction to obsessively spending your money. Why fight it? I couldn't control it even if I wanted to. Here are the things you will be delighted to send Me next pay period:
I know you can already imagine how stunning I'm going to look in all My new pretties 
and I don't want to get you too aroused since I know that steel clamp I slapped around your tiny dicklet must be hurting like hell right about now. And, I know the effect the words 'wet + Me' have on you. lol
I might have you get Me these, too, but don't order them until I tell you because I'm waiting to hear back from the company to make sure they are identical to the pic. And honestly I would probably get much more use out of them then the dresses right now since it's like a million below zero. But check out the cute fucking studding on these purty combat boots and try to tell Me I don't need them. They look just like the ones I'm wearing except more dangerous Well, actually the ones I'm wearing are more dangerous cuz they're on My hair trigger ballkicking feet.
So ultra-femme, lol.
And, arab, you just bought Me both of these:
Thanks you
But if you want to get Me something purty & girly I want this next:
I totally deserve to look this hot even if it is just to walk around the house in 'til the weather warms up. And I know you want to see how irrestible I look just walking around My house in this near see-through dress, don't you?
(pig)robbie you are in charge of these cuz I know you love Me in hoodies (weirdo) and they'll go nicely with the jeans you bought:
*ANOTHER UPDATE* robbie felt bad because cumchugger and the arab were allowed to buy Me more sexy slinky stuff than him so We added a couple more things to his list. But it looks like he was a little too quick since the dress got marked down today and I know he paid full price for it. Sorry robbie!
This is the dress except Mine is in icy silver and lavendar. It should be here tomorrow along with the bright orange hoodie top.
If anybody else feels left out you know what to do 
Correction -david will also be sending these items cuz he never knows when to keep his big mouth shut. Want more, yappy? huh? I dare ya! C'mon I know you're just begging for it!
UPDATE *sigh, and this:
UPDATE -And the boots. Is that enough, or do you need some more? Next will be a pair of the Louboutins, so think about it before you answer.
Loves ya <3
*UPDATE*
Forgot to add dumb-o's reciprocal gift for My pantyhose -yes that's right nothing comes free unless it's for Me Although I really should make you buy something for cumchugger, like a barking collar so every time he tries to speak he will get shocked, lol! he needs all the help he can get!
darling cowboi you know who you are and you know I am cursed with an addiction to obsessively spending your money. Why fight it? I couldn't control it even if I wanted to. Here are the things you will be delighted to send Me next pay period:
and I don't want to get you too aroused since I know that steel clamp I slapped around your tiny dicklet must be hurting like hell right about now. And, I know the effect the words 'wet + Me' have on you. lolI might have you get Me these, too, but don't order them until I tell you because I'm waiting to hear back from the company to make sure they are identical to the pic. And honestly I would probably get much more use out of them then the dresses right now since it's like a million below zero. But check out the cute fucking studding on these purty combat boots and try to tell Me I don't need them. They look just like the ones I'm wearing except more dangerous
Well, actually the ones I'm wearing are more dangerous cuz they're on My hair trigger ballkicking feet. So ultra-femme, lol.
And, arab, you just bought Me both of these:
Thanks you
But if you want to get Me something purty & girly I want this next:
(pig)robbie you are in charge of these cuz I know you love Me in hoodies (weirdo) and they'll go nicely with the jeans you bought:
*ANOTHER UPDATE* robbie felt bad because cumchugger and the arab were allowed to buy Me more sexy slinky stuff than him so We added a couple more things to his list. But it looks like he was a little too quick since the dress got marked down today and I know he paid full price for it. Sorry robbie!
This is the dress except Mine is in icy silver and lavendar. It should be here tomorrow along with the bright orange hoodie top.
*mwa
Goddess
Correction -david will also be sending these items cuz he never knows when to keep his big mouth shut. Want more, yappy? huh? I dare ya! C'mon I know you're just begging for it!
UPDATE -And the boots. Is that enough, or do you need some more? Next will be a pair of the Louboutins, so think about it before you answer.
Loves ya <3
*UPDATE*
Forgot to add dumb-o's reciprocal gift for My pantyhose -yes that's right nothing comes free unless it's for Me
Although I really should make you buy something for cumchugger, like a barking collar so every time he tries to speak he will get shocked, lol! he needs all the help he can get!
Posted by Goddess Melanie at 12-27-2008 08:50 PM 
Categories: cumchugger
Tags: shopping spending robbie the pig prezzies david shoes arab shit slave financial domination femdom boots slave
Categories: cumchugger
Tags: shopping spending robbie the pig prezzies david shoes arab shit slave financial domination femdom boots slave
Let me get this straight. i buy YOU $454 of new clothes, and, heck, depending on Your whim, which i think W/we both know which way THAT will go, a $388 pair of boots, and i get in return...well, i get Your cock locked in a fucking (poor choice of word given it's a chastity cage, i know, but nothing else seemed to fit)...Let's see, where was i? In return i get Your cock locked in a fucking "steel clamp," that seems to keep said cock perpetually locked in such a fashion that anything other than a flaccid states causes much discomfort, anger, annoynace and FRUSTRATION, while sniffing the sweaty socks and "scented" panties You've sent along the way? And You will undoubtedly use said clothes to seduce other men whose cocks CAN expand (Gosh, i need a stretch!)and penetrate Your moist petals and satin walls? What kind of a panty-sniffing perv do You think i am?? i ask You, is this fair and equitable??
No, no, i'm not angry, just thinking out loud. Of course there are no hard feelings (Not with this damned device locked on anyway!)
Well, off to face another night of feeling Your Hand every hour or so throughout the night when i TRY to get hard...
A pitiful creature who is starting to realize his, uh, predicament,
david
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LOL!
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"And, I know the effect the words 'wet + Me' have on you. lol"
Well, yes, for some odd reason those two words normally make me hard! Which makes little sense as You'd never let me touch nor taste said wetness! But it USUALLY does anyway. But not now, as i can't freakin' get hard!
Working hard for You, but not "hardly" working,
david
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LOL! you're killing Me!
and, Oh poor baby can't get hard. Is that why you're such a whiny bitch or is there some other reason? I know what it is you need some soft, silky well-worn pantyhose to wear over your head and under your nose while you think about what a crybaby you are. Maybe the aroma of why you work so hard to give Me everything I want will cum back to you. Oh wait, that's right, this cd actually works! ha ha
*mwa mwa mwa
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you're lucky all the cutting and pasting was taking so long I got bored or else I'd add more!
Talk shit now, david.
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Can't W/we leave "shit" out of it? I experience Post-Traumatic Disorder when the word comes up....
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! I almost missed this one.
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Uh, Goddess, i just now noted the new items! (Yes, yes, am not "the sharpest knife in the drawer"!) And it all becomes hazy whether i said more AFTER You added more items. So please let it be known i'd NEVER have said more had i known it was costing me, and You being kind and all ("Gentle" describes You), i would appreciate it if You didn't hold it against me...
Repentantly Yours (and i'm not just saying that so You don't add more, O Cynical One!),
david
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When has sucking up ever worked in the past? Take your medicine you turrets syndrome bitch and next time think before you speak.
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Ah, don't got nothing to say now do you? From now on at the end of all your posts and correspondence with Me finish with 'I chug cum 'cuz it tastes yum'
LOL
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And what happens if i don't buy said items by deadline? Do i really want to know? lol i'm poor these days! (You don't have poverty, but You're a carrier!)
i chug cum 'cuz it tastes yum
cumchugger
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LOL! When has that ever happened? Besides I have all the info for your bank accounts and credit cards. It would be just as easy for Me to order it all Myself
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LOL @ turrets syndrome
Why, never, Goddesss...it has NEVER worked! You seem to be immune!
i chug cum 'cuz it tastes yum
david
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Ohhh Thank You Goddess for choosing Your worthless shitbag slave to be one the paypig bois
Yours Forever
Arab Shit Slave
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I know you are dorko and don't worry even if it's not safe I'll let you do it anyways
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Thank You Goddess ... Your shit bag slave was counting on that ... although tomorrow is a Muslim’s holiday that we should spend it praying for God Allah … but i think we already know whom God i worship more
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That's right 'cuz every time you get down on your knees and utter your prayers We both know Who you are really praying to and what you are really praying for. But luckily I'll be heading home tomorrow so you're off the hook for Hijri new year.
<3 Goddess
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Oh Goddess You know Your slave well ... i can't stop thinking about You even when i'm praying to God Allah and i think all my prays to him tomorrow will be useless but i thiink i can try
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I own your shiteating arab ass! I know you can't stop thinking about Me. How could you? your a little fucking insect under My shoe that I can squash any time I want. lol
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Yes, poor baby can't get hard! (Where IS the angry emoticon??) And i don't know why i'm such a whiny bitch. i suspect it is the fact You've systematically reduced my testosterone, through orgasm denial, to the level of prepubescence! Or would that make me cry? And i don't think i have a clue what orgasm denial is yet, do i...
"Oh wait, that's right, this cd actually works!"
Oh, no, Goddess, it doesn't work at all. Why, all i have to do is rip off about a third of Your cock to remove it!
And cowboi? That seems sort of a gay spelling, does it not? And i'm a manly man! Yes, yes, with a perpetually erectionless penis now, but i'll figure a way out of this web soon enough...won't i??
In the meantime, i don't need any silky well-worn pantyhose to wear over my head and under my nose as that might be DISBTURBING given my current...situation.
In denial,
david
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First off it's not like you had a lot of testosterone to begin with. I'm more of a man than you will ever be (figuratively speaking).
Also, I think I've called you much worse than cowboi, lol. I thought I was being nice with that one but if you don't like it I can come up with something better, cumchugger.
Since you rejected My kind offer of pantyhose I am withdrawing it and offering it the first person to comment next instead (besides you).
And do you want Me to make you cry, cumchugger? Beg Me to and I will.
Was it worth it
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Oops deleted dumbo. dumbo you got them. thank cumchugger for being a moron.
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THANKYOU PRINCESS!!! It will be my favorite possession from YOU!!! Thankyou cumchugger.
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Was it worth it? Well, let's see...i have to say that as my comment cost me an extra $1,042.95, i would have to say no lol
And may i have a bit of extra time? i don't know that i can amass this much extra money next month. i think W/we have both agreed i'm not well-suited to be an exotic dancer (except for the occasional blind bachelorette party), nor for being a gigol, except for the occasional blind, deaf (i think i talk too much), and vaginally unfeeling woman (or at least mute, so i don't hear her laugh when she says, "You can start anytime you want to," and i say, "i'm already done!"
Louboutins? Frightfully expensive?
Please accept my apologes, Goddess, and You KNOW i would have loved the pantyhose
cumchugger
p.s. Geez, i'm presently reading "No Country for Old Men" (i guess given my locked away status it would be "No Cunt for Old Man," but that's neither here nor there. Anyway, one of the main characters is a psycopath killer named "Chigurh", who even in the printed text will make You fear him, but now...well, i'm a third of the way into the book, and now everytime i see his name i'm going to think "cumchigurh" and he'll lose much of his mean mystique. ~sighs The price i pay...
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Was it worth it? Well, let's see...i have to say that as my comment cost me an extra $1,042.95, i would have to say no
LOL!
And may i have a bit of extra time?
Yes.
...(or at least mute, so i don't hear her laugh when she says, "You can start anytime you want to," and i say, "i'm already done!"
LOL!!!
Please accept my apologes, Goddess, and You KNOW i would have loved the pantyhose
I accept your apology, cumchugger. And, I know you would have loved My dirty, stained, sweaty, used, worn-out, juicy, creamy pantyhose. dumdum's going to love them now tho.
and since when do I leave you time to read?
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"And, I know you would have loved My dirty, stained, sweaty, used, worn-out, juicy, creamy pantyhose."
~squirming now, and, yes, banging my head on the keyboard!
"and since when do I leave you time to read?"
lol damn, should have known that was a mistake to say that...
i chug cum 'cuz it tastes yum
david
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HA HAHA HA HAHA HAHA HAHA HA!
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I was asked why I named the blog Kawaii! It's because originally My wishlist was all cute Japanese inspired clothes. Kawaii=cute
See above for more updates
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"robbie felt bad because cumchugger and the arab were allowed to buy Me more sexy slinky stuff than him so We added a couple more things to his list."
Heck, i'd never try to compete with robbie, Goddess. i've seen him buy about half Your wishlist at a time!
cumchugger
i chug cum cuz it tastes yum
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that's funny when I was writing it I thought you were going to comment by saying he can take over the stuff I put on you. lol
Also, I loved your 'cumchugger born to suckseed' comment earlier, lol. I just saw it.
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"Also, I loved your 'cumchugger born to suckseed' comment earlier"
Uh, Goddess, i don't think that's exactly how i phrased it, but, well, interpretation IS everything, isn't it? Or at least it has been my experience that YOUR interpretation always seems to rule!
i chug cum cuz it tastes yum
cumchugger
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