12-28-2008 10:20 AMmaid madeleine wrote:
AWESOME! heeheehee! I'm curious about his name...Did you pick that out for him? It's hilarious! Have a great day, Your Royal Highness! love, maid madeleine xo Reply to this
12-28-2008 09:05 PM
david wrote:
Did i really write that?! click It seems so farfetched! click
i'm glad You liked it. i worried that perhaps You might feel it portrayed You as too mean, too cruel, but it would appear You, uh, feel it pretty much hit the mark? ~shudders (Which i guess i can't argue with as i pay my credit card bill online here...click.)
i chug cum cuz it tastes yum (And, no, if i run for President someday, i don't that would be an effective campaign slogan!)
Hope Your day was wonderful, Goddess
cumchugger (unconsciously cleared my throat as i typed that...) Reply to this
12-29-2008 11:12 AMGod wrote:
david change your name to cumchugger when you post. Also, if I address your packages to cumchugger will your post office know they're for you? Find out if you can add it to your box I'm pretty sure you can since everything addressed to Goddess, Princess, Queen Bitch, etc. always comes to Me -but then they know Me, lol.
i worried that perhaps You might feel it portrayed You as too mean, too cruel, but it would appear You, uh, feel it pretty much hit the mark?
I'm just as sweet as pie, everybody knows that
And, I like every one of the 300 poems you've written Me I just don't have 2 weeks of spare time to post them all. But hey, how many hours are you working for Me over the next couple weeks? Maybe I have a job for you. hmmm... Reply to this
12-30-2008 06:31 AM
cumchugger wrote:
"Also, if I address your packages to cumchugger will your post office know they're for you?"
Probably not, unless i forget to wipe my chin or something before i go up to the counter. My reputation (one crafted by You, i might add!) doesn't preSEED me there!
"I'm pretty sure you can since everything addressed to Goddess, Princess, Queen Bitch, etc. always comes to Me -but then they know Me."
lol Well, of course they do! i suspect they shorten Queen Bitch down, though, and say to one another, "Here comes the Queen B!" when You walk through the door!
"I'm just as sweet as pie, everybody knows that"
LOL Ah, yes, You're a Baptist missionary in disguise! (though You don't seem expressive of the "missionary position")
"But hey, how many hours are you working for Me over the next couple weeks?"
364! Heck, i didn't even know it was possible to work more hours in a day than there actually are until i met You!
cumchugger (i don't suppose i could shorten it to cc, could i, Goddess? No? Oh, all right. cc, Senorita. Crap, just had a mental image of CC Sabathia now that i'll likely never get out of my head.)
AWESOME! heeheehee! I'm curious about his name...Did you pick that out for him? It's hilarious! Have a great day, Your Royal Highness! love, maid madeleine xo
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No, he earned it! but it comes from the previous post 'Kawaii! Update -Or, Help I'm being raped by a hot insatiable Goddess!' It's a little out of order but he complained about 'cowboi' sounding too gay, so I changed it. I like it better
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Wow great poem but i would expect quality work from someone with such a cool name. haha
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LOL! That was funny!
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Did i really write that?! click It seems so farfetched! click
i'm glad You liked it.
i chug cum cuz it tastes yum (And, no, if i run for President someday, i don't that would be an effective campaign slogan!)
Hope Your day was wonderful, Goddess
cumchugger (unconsciously cleared my throat as i typed that...)
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david change your name to cumchugger when you post. Also, if I address your packages to cumchugger will your post office know they're for you? Find out if you can add it to your box
i worried that perhaps You might feel it portrayed You as too mean, too cruel, but it would appear You, uh, feel it pretty much hit the mark?
I'm just as sweet as pie, everybody knows that
And, I like every one of the 300 poems you've written Me
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"Also, if I address your packages to cumchugger will your post office know they're for you?"
Probably not, unless i forget to wipe my chin or something before i go up to the counter. My reputation (one crafted by You, i might add!) doesn't preSEED me there!
"I'm pretty sure you can since everything addressed to Goddess, Princess, Queen Bitch, etc. always comes to Me -but then they know Me."
lol Well, of course they do! i suspect they shorten Queen Bitch down, though, and say to one another, "Here comes the Queen B!" when You walk through the door!
"I'm just as sweet as pie, everybody knows that"
LOL Ah, yes, You're a Baptist missionary in disguise! (though You don't seem expressive of the "missionary position")
"But hey, how many hours are you working for Me over the next couple weeks?"
364! Heck, i didn't even know it was possible to work more hours in a day than there actually are until i met You!
cumchugger (i don't suppose i could shorten it to cc, could i, Goddess? No? Oh, all right. cc, Senorita. Crap, just had a mental image of CC Sabathia now that i'll likely never get out of my head.)
i chug cum cuz it tastes yum
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i love that poem, so befitting for us males.
i hope YOUR WELL QUEEN MELANIE!!!
curtsey,
diapered sissy
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