Okay boys, I know you've been waiting on pins and needles for your new assignment and I've got the green light from Doc so here it is. Before IM'ing Me have these things ready:

First you will have to hit Wal-Mart, Cost-co, or whatever your favorite candy store is and get one of these big, fat candycane sticks or just order from the website. It's at a price even you can afford.



If the 1 inch diameter Big Jim is child's play to you then go with the Ultra-Mega-Super-Fist-sized Great Big Peppermint pole and suck it down to smooth out the sharp edges 'cuz I'm sure by now you know where this little treat is going to end up. Act fast and you can get 2 for the price of 1 and be one step ahead for next year!




Secondly, if your tree is still up you got a lucky break since you'll be using the festive decor strung around it, plus the bonus of finally getting your lazy ass around to taking your tree down. Have all your pretty decorations ready because they are going to be put to good and very entertaining use.

I know Christmas is over for you but Mine never ends so I'm having a contest to see who is going to be this years best Christmas tree. I want garland, tinsel, LOTS of twinkling lights, and colorful bulbs that We'll be hanging from creative places. We will be using clothespins, safety pins, or piercings to hold the ornaments in place so make sure you are prepared! And, I want a big star or fairy angel for the top of your head. If you must be discreet then I will allow a Santa hat pulled over your face instead. And no Christmas tree is complete without lots of presents so make sure to wrap a few special things for Me. A bow on top of a stack of cash will do just fine



Email or IM Me to set up cam time. If you prefer to shoot this video yourself without My help or artistic direction make sure to get good angles for Me
Don't be a scrooge, either, everybody should participate to spread the holiday cheer!

*mwa

Goddess


*UPDATE* It has been brought to My attention that I've been insensitive to those of My non-christian worshippers that still want to participate in the contest but don't have the supplies needed. Never fret My heathen friends! My greed is non-denominational and I'm sure similarly amusing arrangements can be made