Chastity belt that works!
Meet My cock. It is a badass motherfucker that needs to be locked in a steel cage or there will be danger! It is armored in the Chuck Norris of chastity belts and is the envy of every cd wearer around. Why is My cd the best? Because other than just looking like a medieval torture device it actually works like one! It isn't sheathed in some flimsy plastic and it can't be taken off without My key. It doesn't make the wearer look like an emasculated pussy it makes him look like an oversexed beast. you get the feeling that he is the kind of guy that has to have his dick locked up OR ELSE! It's a cd any slave or Domme would be proud to show off. And, I am! My cock has been trapped in this steel prison for 2 weeks now and other than just looking fashion forward it actually seems to be doing what it's supposed to and is comfortable, as comfortable as chastity is, to boot. Besides, if he ever pisses Me off he'll have to go to a locksmith to have it removed
At one time or another I (meaning My slaves who have been the guinea pigs for various product trials) have experimented with every single chastity device on the market. And I mean all of them! CB?K, Curve, Exobelt, Tollyboy, Neosteel, William Jones, Lori's, pierced, non-pierced, spiked rings, rods, blah, blah, blah. We've also tried out every attachment KSD-G#, tube, sleeve, plastic teeth, metal screws, you name it. And the one thing We've found to be consistently true is that with a little determination most can be taken off or at least worked around. Of course, getting them back on is another story but that really isn't the issue. Once a sub finds he can remove his cd or cum with it on the illusion is shattered and it goes from being a situation that his Owner controls to one where he must rely on his own self-control to make work. Who wants the slave to be in control? I certainly don't. I know a lot of seasoned chastity boys have the willpower not to fiddle with their joysticks but I prefer that the decision is out of their hands and left in Mine.
In the time I've known cumchugger We've tried 5, (6? I don't remember now. A whole lot of) cd's. All of which failed, some with pretty devastating results, some causing injury, and some just being an uncomfortable pain in the ass. Whatever the claims may be one size definitely does not fit all and even if it's custom-sized for you it doesn't mean the fit is a guarantee (read the website disclaimers 'sold for novelty purposes only' may be thrown in your face when you run into problems). But finally there seems to be some light at the end of the tunnel! At least for chugs
I am very satisfied with this cd so far. ps Don't ask who makes it. This isn't an advertisement.
Posted by Goddess Melanie at 01-08-2009 09:17 AM 
Categories: cumchugger, chastity, cuckold
Tags: chastity belt that works cd chastity slave chastity belt cb chastity chastity device cumchugger
Categories: cumchugger, chastity, cuckold
Tags: chastity belt that works cd chastity slave chastity belt cb chastity chastity device cumchugger
Since you wrote not to ask who makes it I won't but I'd really like to know because I want one. You hit the nail on the head about inferior chastity devices. Once a person discovers escape is possible the whole idea of being locked away is ruined. Loved this blog, Princess. Thank you. maid madeleine xo
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Send Me your key and I'll tell you.
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"It doesn't make the wearer look like an emasculated pussy it makes him look like an oversexed beast."
What a backhanded compliment, as it DOES render him "an emasculated pussy"!
"You get the feeling that he is the kind of guy that has to have his dick locked up OR ELSE!"
LOL with intermittent sobs...as i AM an emasculated pussy now and subject to sudden and severe mood swings.
"My cock has been trapped in this steel prison for 2 weeks now."
Two weeks? i SWEAR it feels like 14 weeks! It's like i'm living in dog years or something! (Or would it be the reverse of dog years...)
"Besides, if he ever pisses Me off he'll have to go to a locksmith to have it removed."
You mean i can really do that without fear of blackmail retribution? What a comforting thought in this age of discomforting thoughts!
"...prefer that the decision is out of their hands and left in Mine."
Out of my hands? Is that some sort of cruel, sadistic pun??
"I am very satisfied with this cd so far."
Well, by golly, i'm so glad You like it, and am so glad i'm going to the eye doctor today or tomorrow so that he can look into my eyes and tell me if i really DO have cum backed up to my eyeballs as i suspect...
Very truly yours, and with no HARD feelings,
cumchugger
*disclaimer Object in pictures may be larger than it appears
i chug cum cuz it tastes yum
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your pain and suffering amuses Me
and you always make Me laugh
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"your pain and suffering amuses Me"
lol Back to discomforting thoughts!
Oh, Goddess, i thought i would be remiss if i didn't mention one WARNING regarding this chastity device, it being steel and all. i was checking out at a convenience store three (or was it four?) days ago, standing there at the counter, and someone was warming up a frozen sandwich in the microwave, a mere four or five feet away, and i know not how, but it created some sort of connection between said microwave oven and the chastity device, creating an electrical arc (visible for blocks, i suspect) from the microwave oven to the aforementioned device, and...i believe it's time to start a new paragraph, or at the very least end this seemingly endless sentence.
And, anyway, it hurt like HELL, and caused me to at first make a sound like...well, the only thing i know to compare it to is Curly, of The Three Stooges fame, sort of like that high-pitched "Woo woo woo woo woo!" sound he makes! And then made me speak in an unknown tongue, which, oddly enough, must have been Indian, as the clerk understood it! (i evidently asked for cigarettes, as he calmly reached behind him and grabbed a pack and laid it on the counter. And i don't even smoke!) Had i not been grounded by rubber-soled shoes, i suspect it would have blown me out of my shoes through the ceiling!
Just thought i should issue that one warning.
Oh, and, uh, maid maideleine, you don't want one of these things, trust me! i mean, yes, it does look like a bad mo-fo in the steel cage, but, well, when i look at those pictures now, it sort of reminds me of Hannibal Lecter when they put that thing over his face so he wouldn't bite anyway, except in my case it is not "The Silence of the Lambs," but, rather "The Silence of the Loins"!
cumchugger a/k/a "the ugly cuckling"
i chug cum cuz it tastes yum
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Omg is this a true (or at least semi-) true story? Omg I am going to so shock the hell out of you! I can't remember did I send you a barking collar? If I didn't add it to your shopping list. We are going to have some fun
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"Omg is this a true (or at least semi-) true story?"
Well, uh, i've been inside a convenience store before, but i think beyond that i might have, well, exaggerated (every so slightly). ~ducking
"did I send you a barking collar?"
lol No, Goddess, You sent me a TENS unit, which while using it for You with some sort of parachute device affixed to my gonads, whilst wearing another steel chastity device, i learned that, evidently, steel is a conductor of electricity!
"We are going to have some fun
Why is it that O/our definition of "fun" is often so very different? lol
With respect,
cumchugger
i chug cum cuz it tastes yum
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Why is it that O/our definition of "fun" is often so very different?
Stop being whiny, you know how unattractive I find that.
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One of My boyz is wearing this:
But we're looking for a better one. The one in the pics is badass!
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uhoh. If you posted a pic or link it didn't show up
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Oops. It's here: http://www.robospanker.com/chastitybelt.html
It works well, and not uncomfortable at all. However, it's a tad on the bulky side.
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Thanks for linking a cd that works. Everyone is always curious about which one to get. If you can think of any of the pros/cons please post them. I think the guy in the pic looks like a gay gladiator but not sure whether that is good or bad, lol, it's certainly amusing at any rate.
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LOL @ "gay gladiator" Geez, Goddess, would LOVE to see the results if You ever took a Rorschach's!
cumchugger
i chug cum cuz it tastes yum
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they all look like splattered brains to Me ;P
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lol Gosh, i forgot what this was in the context of, and thought You meant penises all looked like splattered brains to You! And i was thinking, what the heck do penises and brains have in common? And could only come up with...nothing!
cumchugger a/k/a chugs a/k/a sir chugsalot
i chug cum cuz it tastes yum
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Also, Welcome the new Lady to the board, boys.
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Welcome to the board Goddess Lycia! *curtsey* xo
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Welcome, Goddess Lycia
cumchugger
i chug cum cuz it tastes yum
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That thing looks very bad ass and very manly compared to the plastic ones. Welcome Goddess Lycia
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If you want to go long-term you are eventually going to have to get a cd of your own so start figuring out how you are going to put money aside for one. ALL of My slaves are chastity bitches.
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SO COOL!!! I want one for k, does it hurt?? I hope so!!!
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Hey Cheryl
This one isn't meant to hurt but it can be improvised. he's also had to have his cd reworked several times before finding one that fits properly so what is good for him might not be good for k. I'll tell you more next time I run into you.
Maybe I'll see you guys this weekend?
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"This one isn't meant to hurt"
Ha! That's easy for You to say! You've obviously never tried to cram a 12.5-inch piece of flesh and muscle into a 2.5-inch space! (And, yes, i checked my decimal point locations before sending this!)
Begging to differ (as opposed to usually just begging!),
cumchugger
i chug cum cuz it tastes yum
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Sorry but I have way too many of the before and after shots that will debunk that little, scratch that, big fantasy of yours.
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Hi, I don't know if you check myspace often, but I left you a message, check it out. Thanks
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I'm sorry I meant to call but I just assumed I'd run into you. We went to the club this weekend (sunday night) but you weren't there
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Yeah, we usually don't go on Sundays, frickin' Monday mornings suck. LOL I would like to talk to you about the new cd chum is wearing. I'm really really tempted to get one for k an don't want to order until we talk. I'll have to stop by Shelter on Wednesday and hopefully you'll be there. If not, my offer for coffee is still open since I don't have any tribute for the Goddess!! LOL
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my offer for coffee is still open since I don't have any tribute for the Goddess!!
LOL!
Don't order anything until I talk to you please!
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Right!! I didn't plan on it, I know You are the GOD of all chastity! LOL
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Gorgeous Orgasm Denier, lol
Talk to you soon
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Awww... Gorgeous Orgasm Denier, me like it!!!
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hello GOD! i have had a cb 3000 before wich was extremly uncomfortable and certainly could break free from if i really wanted to. this one looks very secure. i wish i could find one. i definatly need some strict chastity training!
curtsey,
diapered sissy
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I love the looks of your device. Especially the lock, it looks very secure as it should be!
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