Eye Candy
Since I posted how I feel about the twisted way Female heroines are
written I thought I should also give My opinionated thoughts on how the
male action heroes of the last decade have been portrayed.
Back in the not so distant past bigger than life supersized men ruled the silver screen. How did Hollywood's perception of testosterone charged fighting machine go from Arnold and Sly to Keanu Reeves and Nicolas Cage? And Tom Cruise? Are you fucking kidding Me? Frail little boys that don't look much stronger than I am just don't do it for Me. Sure they're fun to push around but in an action hero I want raw, sexual, large sculpted bodies that keep My eyes glued to the screen. If I can't imagine Myself doing all sorts of dirty things to the man I'm staring at for 2 hrs. I forget why I'm watching it.
I love Vin Diesel (but still pissed off about Babylon AD). He has the body I want to look at and the voice I want to hear. He comes off as so much more believable to Me in the type of roles he plays because he is very masculine and muscular (without needing to flex when the camera is on him) and has mad sex appeal. Tom Cruise on the other hand, not so much.
I know that bigger bodies are in large part due to a healthy diet rich in anabolics but as I never grow tired of looking at huge rippling, steel muscled men My views on steroid use are pretty liberal. Cigarette smoke on the other hand annoys the fuck out of Me, is dangerously toxic even to non-users, but remains legal. Why does improving your body = bad and weakening it = good?
When are they going to bring back that huge presence of muscle, sweat, and power that used to radiate from the men on film? And, rid this genre of the fragile wimps that populate it now?
ps I also <3 bodybuilders.
Alright weaklings, feast your eyes on what real men look like...
(also I mean arnold circa Mr. O, conan, terminator, not speedo on beach)
Dexter's back is perfection. His front is not so bad either
Back in the not so distant past bigger than life supersized men ruled the silver screen. How did Hollywood's perception of testosterone charged fighting machine go from Arnold and Sly to Keanu Reeves and Nicolas Cage? And Tom Cruise? Are you fucking kidding Me? Frail little boys that don't look much stronger than I am just don't do it for Me. Sure they're fun to push around but in an action hero I want raw, sexual, large sculpted bodies that keep My eyes glued to the screen. If I can't imagine Myself doing all sorts of dirty things to the man I'm staring at for 2 hrs. I forget why I'm watching it.
I love Vin Diesel (but still pissed off about Babylon AD). He has the body I want to look at and the voice I want to hear. He comes off as so much more believable to Me in the type of roles he plays because he is very masculine and muscular (without needing to flex when the camera is on him) and has mad sex appeal. Tom Cruise on the other hand, not so much.
I know that bigger bodies are in large part due to a healthy diet rich in anabolics but as I never grow tired of looking at huge rippling, steel muscled men My views on steroid use are pretty liberal. Cigarette smoke on the other hand annoys the fuck out of Me, is dangerously toxic even to non-users, but remains legal. Why does improving your body = bad and weakening it = good?
When are they going to bring back that huge presence of muscle, sweat, and power that used to radiate from the men on film? And, rid this genre of the fragile wimps that populate it now?
ps I also <3 bodybuilders.
Alright weaklings, feast your eyes on what real men look like...
(also I mean arnold circa Mr. O, conan, terminator, not speedo on beach)
Dexter's back is perfection. His front is not so bad either
"(also I mean arnold circa Mr. O, conan, terminator, not speedo on beach)"
Well, Goddess, i hesitate to even write this, but feel i must. The color pictures are, of course, Arnold S-c-h-w-a-r-z-e-n-e-g-g-e-r, which i have taken to spelling, as You can see, rather than saying, as, with my accent, such as it is, i have in the past been misinterpreted to be using a derogatory racial term and have had hell beaten out of me by the occasional black man or angry black mob.
People are sensitive. Sort of like when i went to the doctor, and the doctor was about to give me a shot in the buttocks and said, "bend over, and get ready, this is a small prick," and at first i thought he was gonna penetrate me with a small penis, so clenched my butt cheeks together (not because i thought my ass too good for a "small prick," but because it was a penis, period), but then my nervousness turned to anger as i thought he was talking about the size of MY (it is indeed Yours, but "MY" just added for emphasis here, and it was mine "back in the day") reproductive organ, and i summarily beat the hell out of him, as he screamed,"The needle! i meant nothing more!"
Let's see, where was i? Ah, yes. Well, people interpret things wrong, so i spell Schwarzenegger, which is tedious as h-e-l-l (spelled so as, again, not to offend any religious zealot readers), but has saved me not just a few ass whuppings!
Now to my point. i hesitate to even write this, but feel i must. The color pictures are, of course, Arnold S-c-h-w-a-r-z-e-n-e-g-g-e-r, but the black-and-white picture, well, the sons of bitches have taken his head and put it on MY body! i don't know whether to sue YOU personally, or to somehow threaten You (how does this blackmail thing work again?) into divulging the source of the picture so i can go after the b-a-s-t-a-r-d-s, but, at the very least, expect to hear from my attorney.
In the meantime, DEMANDING that You take down said picture from Your site, i remain,
Very truly Yours,
cumchugger a/k/a "The Body" a/k/a cum "The Body" chugger a/k/a Mr. O (short for "Orgasm")
i chug cum cuz it tastes yum
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Did you just drink a gallon of coffee? I got as far as 'Well, Goddess' before getting bored and moving on.
I think Our talk today made you giddy.
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LOL Well, i surely didn't drink a gallon of cum! Say, that reminds me of a joke (guess it was from when ice cream came in gallons). Do You know what elephants and ice cream have in common? They both come in gallons!
And i only made it wordy to make it sound lawyerly and legal and threatening!
cumchugger
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LOL! Threaten Me? Want Me to call so W/we can talk about it? Let's see how quick you can get to the phone...
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Noooooo! Please! i'll be good, i promise, Goddess Stromboli!
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CUM HERE ARNOLD (So i can kick Your ass for giving me false hope!)
Quote by Arnold from the 1976 documentary "Pumping Iron":
"The greatest feeling you can get in a gym or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is the pump...Your muscles get a really tight feeling like your skin is going to explode any minute and its really tight and its like someone is blowing air into your muscle and it just blows up and it feels different, it feels fantastic. It's as satisfying to me as cumming is...So can you believe how much I am in heaven?"
Goddess, it ain't NOTHING like cumming (from what i remember about cumming...)
cumchugger
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I don't think you're an expert on the subject as you don't have experience with either.
Do you want Me to post pics of your scrawny frail little tiny weak body here for others to point and laugh at? I'm pretty sure I could out bench you
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"I don't think you're an expert on the subject as you don't have experience with either."
Goddess, are You TRYING to make me cry?? There's no need for such hurtful, harmful words...
Do you want Me to post pics of your scrawny frail little tiny weak body here for others to point and laugh at?
Well, uh, no, Goddess, i don't think that will be necessary, as You already have a picture up there of my body with Arnold's head, dadgummit! Oh, all right, i hate to suckcum, but shall conseed You won...this round. (trying to recall if You've ever lost one...nothing coming to mind)
I'm pretty sure I could out bench you
lol Heck, Mother Teresa could outbench me (when she was still alive).
cumchugger
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Keep posting and keep providing great and great information.
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