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• 01-18-2009 12:56 PM maid madeleine wrote:
  OMFG!!! I am choking from laughing so hard!!! The song you chose just made it soooooo much funnier! Brilliant, Princess!! big smiles and kudos, maid madeleine xoxo
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  1. 01-18-2009 01:30 PM God wrote:
     I was too, lol.
     
     he never fails to make My stomach ache, either from laughing so hard or turning it so many times. you guys didn't get to hear the hilarious audio but one of the things he said that made Me burst into a fit of laughter was that he didn't like chocolate chips. I tried My best to mask the flavor but everyone's a critic.
     
     That song was running through My head the whole time so I had to add it, lol.
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• 01-18-2009 01:11 PM Arab Shit Slave wrote:
  Thank You Thank You Thank You My only Goddess ... You made Your scumbag shit Walrus the happiest slave in the universe. i'm glad i managed to make You laugh my Goddess ... You're right Goddess, i'm crazy about worshiping You, i live for You, the only reason for me to wake up every morning is to worship You, and i'll always be the funny fat Arab Muslim Walrus that will do absolutely anything to make his only Goddess happy and satisfied
  
  Worship You 4ever
  
  Arab Shit Slave
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  1. 01-18-2009 01:36 PM God wrote:
     I almost pee'd Myself laughing at your retarded ass!
     I wiped My muddy shoes off with the spatula before baking them and added it to the batter. I have no idea what kind of shit I stepped through all day either. There are a lot of dogs in My area.
     
     Also, the boots I ordered from you came in They are too big, tho, so I've got to exchange them. I'll get some pics up as soon as they reship.
     
     <3
     
     Goddess
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• 01-18-2009 02:18 PM Arab Shit Slave wrote:
  it's been over a year since You made me eat shit for the first time Goddess, i even had to be transfered to hospital that night but i guess now i have some kind of Shit Immunity LOL
  
  i'll start checking for the candycane Goddess, i want to be Your most adorable Christmas tree with a big fat peppermint candycane in my whore ass ... And of course the other gift Goddess, i can't wait to have the honor to eat Your royal snot
  
  Your Bathroom Bin
  
  Arab Shit Slave
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  1. 01-18-2009 02:52 PM God wrote:
     that last bit was for anyone that hasn't heaved up their lunch yet...
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• 01-18-2009 02:20 PM cumchugger wrote:
  arab shit slave, you are incredible (As are You, Goddess), and always put the rest of us to shame! Very much enjoy reading your posts and respect your devotion and bravery (and apparently your cast iron stomach!)
  
  cumchugger
  
  i chug cum cuz it tastes yum
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  1. 01-18-2009 02:55 PM God wrote:
     lol, he only puts himself to shame.
     
     Is he your new role model, chugger? Maybe I should put you on the same diet.
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     1. 01-18-2009 03:06 PM cumchugger wrote:
        No, he's not my new role model! Though i just had a mental image of me eating that in slow-motion with a picture of him hung on the wall behind me and You putting it to the music of "Wind Beneath My Wings" And, no, please don't put me on the same diet! i think You'd just have to shoot me! (i think even blackmail has its limits!) :\ And, uh, nooo, that's not a challenge!
        
        cumchugger
        
        i chug cum cuz it tastes yum
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        1. 01-18-2009 03:10 PM God wrote:
           don't worry the cookies were a reward not a punishment so you prolly wont earn any anyways.
           
           and its funny how when you try to pretend you have some balls you always finish the thought by pussing out.
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  2. 01-18-2009 02:57 PM Arab Shit Slave wrote:
     Thank you cumchgger , but i'm nothing without my Goddess Melanie, she controls my useless life and i wouldn't do any of this for anyone But for Her ( even for God Allah)
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     1. 01-18-2009 03:05 PM God wrote:
        Allah is a myth, moron, I'm real.
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        1. 01-18-2009 03:08 PM cumchugger wrote:
           you are welcome, arab shit slave.
           
           And boy are You real, Goddess... ~shudders
           
           cumchugger
           
           i chug cum cuz it tastes yum
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• 01-18-2009 03:13 PM Anonymous wrote:
  GODDESS made me brownies with HER golden nectar for my birthday. They were the best present this worm has ever received.
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  1. 01-18-2009 03:15 PM God wrote:
     Shutup dumbo. Nobody's talking to you. Go remove torrents or something useful.
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     1. 01-18-2009 03:16 PM Anonymous wrote:
        Yes GODDESS
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• 01-19-2009 04:21 PM maid madeleine wrote:
  It must make your dominant heart sing to see how happy he is eating that horrible concoction for you. I literally gagged when I saw the hairs falling out from the cookie! (But then again they are YOUR hairs!) lmao! Kudos for your devotion, foad! xo
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  1. 01-20-2009 10:36 PM God wrote:
     I've probably watched this at least 20 times now and I still laugh every time, lol.
     he's a good boy I love the last pic of him the best. I should put up some of his other stuff. he never ceases to amaze Me. Talk about having a the wow factor, lol.
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     1. 01-20-2009 11:46 PM Arab Shit Slave wrote:
        Thank You Goddess for the compliment ...i'm honored every time You post an entry about your fat Walrus .And thank you too maid madeleine,i'll always be devoted to Goddess Melanie no matter Her requests cause the purpose of my worthless life is to amuse my only Goddess and make Her laugh.
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