robbie is working on an assignment to show how he has matured over the last year since I came into his life. When I first met him he was a complete loser that had nothing to offer Women, he treated them like meat and used them like blow-up dolls. he was used to getting his way because he makes big $$$ and some Women must find him cute cuz he never tires of bragging about his (so boooring) sex life with these weekend trollops. he even likes to send Me pics of his latest pick-up, as if it's a conquest to take home the drunk girl before the guy sitting on the other barstool next to her does. *rolls eyes

robbie is laid-back, arrogant, and a selfish prick. he's the kind of asshole that most guys hate and secretly want to be. he's pretty, rich, charming, and successful. he gets Women and he drives an unbelievably hot car. he's such an argumentative egomaniac that I don't know how anyone can stand to be around him but people with money never seem to have a shortage of friends and desperate suck-ups.

But, alas, My robbie has a secret, just like most shitty people do, and he was stupid enough to tell Me about it, and I was smart enough to exploit it, which makes his secret dangerous, and makes Me the only person robbie does't talk shit to
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