Eat Me, Drink Me, Suck Me...

cucky suck, I know you've been waiting for your delicious spit soaked surprise and here it is. I hope you <3 the juicy fruits and creamy cheesecake that are on their way to your open eager mouth. I pee'd on your sucker but the panties were worn with only thoughts of your tongue licking them clean. I also added a super special surprise just for you! It ships tomorrow and will be there Wednesday so contact Me immediately as soon as it comes in so I can watch you enjoy every last yummy bite.
YOU CAN EAT ME

DRINK ME

& SUCK ME

BUT YOU WILL NEVER GET TO FUCK ME!


ps this is your new lunchbox. Hello Kitty is so cute!



lol! Love your poem at the end, Ma'am! xo
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Apparently poetry is one of My many talents
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omg! i think i saw this on a Martha Stewart show! (though i think they panned away when she peed, if memory serves...) Am shocked, Goddess, You are usually so creative and original!
i'll never be able to think of Hello Kitty in her benign, friendly way again! :\
cumchugger
i chug cum cuz it tastes yum
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Martha Stewart? pfft.
Hey I got some packages in the mail from you today
I'll take pics tomorrow for ya.
<3
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Great, Princess!
Hope You are off to a good day!
cumchugger
i chug cum cuz it tastes yum
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YOU look beautiful as always GODDESS
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yeah I know
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That cucky is very lucky ... but Goddess, i still prefer Your shit and snot
Your big fat walrus
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lol that's because you're the biggest fucking loser I know ;P
If you don't get that stuff by tomorrow I'm going to give you something else to do. I'm starting to get impatient with the mail service over there.
<3
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i checked the fucken P.O.today Gooddess and found Nothing
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Why does your spit out food make me hungry?
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Because you are a total loser, duh <3
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