Ownership has it's privileges
Check it out bitches! My new crazy hawt iPhone 3G courtesy of cumchugger (oh yeah, chuggy, I couldn't decide between the $300 dress or the $300 phone so I went with the only decision you knew I'd be happy with -both, also you're locked into a contract with AT&T for 2 years). kisses!
And since I knew My limpdick cuckold whore Pisstina would want to make sure My boyfriend had a super new phone, too, I got the matching set. Now when you call he'll have yet another reason to laugh at your sissybitch ass! Want My new phone number dollface? you know what to do
xoxoGoddess
location: i'm guessing The Hotel California
music: If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's me; She Got The Ring And i Got The Finger; If i Had Shot You When i Wanted To, i'd Be Out By Now
Uh, Goddess Tar Baby, is this two-year contract of the legally-binding-on-me variety?
br'er rabbit a/k/a cumchugger
i chug cum cuz it tastes yum
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er... huh? speak english, moron.
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lol
location: The Hotel California - "You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."
The "music" was actually three different song titles that i felt apropos given my thoughts and feelings after reading Your posting!
Goddess Tar Baby was a comparison to the classic "Br'er Rabbit" story, in which the more poor br'er rabbit tries to get away from "tar baby," the more he simply gets stuck to it and can never get away...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Br'er_Rabbit
You know, as i go back and read my first posting and this second one, i realize it still doesn't make a great deal of sense! So just forget the whole darn thing and simply tell me if i'm quite literally contractually obligated for two years to AT&T! i.e., if the bill is not paid each month, they come looking for me and not YOU?
Perhaps next time i should compare You not to "tar baby" but to the prince in Machiavelli's "The Prince," as that would seem to be the book You patterned Your life's philosophy after!
Bye for now, my Machiavellian Friend...
cumchugger formerly br'er rabbit formerly some semblance of a man
i chug cum cuz it tastes yum
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whatever. Happy Easter. I'm off to get My daily dose of big, hard cock. Tell ya about it in the morning
xoxo
and get away from Me? Why would you want to get away from Me? I'm your dream girl, baby
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