Seeking big black cock for cherry bust
robbie pussed out on tinabell this weekend and instead of sucking sissy cock like a good whore he paid the fine (around $1500ish? -so far) and is doing the time (in chastity).
cumchugger, on the other hand, wants to show roberto douchebagio how it's done and practically begged Me to pimp him out so he could awe and amaze with his ball nuzzling/cock guzzling skills.
I think it's soo cute when you silly little boys feel the need to show each other up.
So, if you are in the great state of shitkicking, redneck Texas (and I know a couple of you are...) and have a big (preferably black) cock and dig on scrawny, bird chested cowfags answer this ad on craigslist or contact suckyouoff2000@gmail.com with your info/pics and any special requests. Must be disease-free and willing to cam chuggy's cherry bust.
Off to the gym.
Lata~
Goddess
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I don't blame them. If you're going to take naked pics make sure you've got the body for it. Which reminds Me, how's your workout going, chubby?
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"cumchugger, on the other hand, wants to show roberto douchebagio how it's done and practically begged Me to pimp him out so he could awe and amaze with his ball nuzzling/cock guzzling skills."
Now just a cock-sucking minute! There's been a misunderstanding, as i never said anything remotely like that! i've always thought robbie my better! Tried to keep up with him on purchases for about a nanosecond, till i realized it was futile! So i'd never try to keep up with him in anything, including cocksucking skills! i mean, sure, i discovered quite by accident that i can shove a long dildo down my throat and almost touch my stomach with it, but, well, i figure robbie could "suck the chrome off a trailer hitch!" And though it doesn't sound like it, i mean that as a compliment to robbie! Or at least as a confession that i don't fancy myself as his equal in this whole cocksucking business! i conseed (concede?) to him.
In truth and fact, i have an AVERSION to penises of other men! Yes, yes, of course the above pictures would seem to indicate otherwise, and the picture You had on craig's list with the writing on my chest would sort of seem to indicate otherwise, and the old saying IS that "a picture is worth a thousand words," but W/we both know those pictures were due to Your, uh, "suggestion," and that i made them in an effort to amuse You, and not due to any affinity i have for all things cock! :/
Am trying not to worry about this for the moment, as i think my body is my best defense against any response to Your cherry-busting black cock ad/request, but i must confess it DID keep me awake last night, my mind racing...
And where the heck did the black cock idea come from? Just because the dildo You sent happens to be black?? i mean, uh, i'm no bigot, but from what i remember about seeing black penises in the gym class shower, they are rather...well, i'll just way it was in the 7th grade gym class shower that i learned that all men are NOT created equal! :O (And that emoticon is meant to show my shock and awe at realizing the difference in the 7th grade, it's not an open mouth waiting to be filled with a cock!) :/ Anyway, were i suddenly to wake up desirous of sucking a cock (not likely), it wouldn't be ones of grand African-American proportions! Maybe if You could post one instead of "seeking midgets for cherry bust"??
Anyway, Goddess, would You please be so kind as to take down the pictures and Your posting? i would be ever so grateful.
Respectfully,
cumchugger a/k/a "hymen"
i chug cum cuz it tastes yum
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cumchugger (6/2/2009 7:23:49 PM): You think You could find a cock for me to suck around here? i wouldn't know how to begin looking lol
Pimpette (6/2/2009 7:23:53 PM): ah. look how cute you are
cumchugger (6/2/2009 7:24:00 PM): oh, geez
Pimpette (6/2/2009 7:24:08 PM): actually I can. I've got a guy in Houston...
Pimpette (6/2/2009 7:24:15 PM): I'll let him know
cumchugger (6/2/2009 7:24:16 PM): i'm closer to You than Houston lol
Pimpette (6/2/2009 7:24:18 PM): when are you off?
Pimpette (6/2/2009 7:24:22 PM): hmmmm
Pimpetter (6/2/2009 7:24:27 PM): well I've got a guy out here...
Pimpette (6/2/2009 7:24:29 PM):
cumchugger (6/2/2009 7:24:36 PM): lol
Pimpette (6/2/2009 7:24:54 PM): anything in particular you are looking for?
Pimpette (6/2/2009 7:24:58 PM): tall, dark, muscular
Pimpette (6/2/2009 7:25:00 PM): well hung?
cumchugger (6/2/2009 7:25:01 PM): black and uncut?
Pimpette (6/2/2009 7:25:12 PM): lol I'll mention it in the add
Pimpette (6/2/2009 7:25:14 PM): ad
cumchugger (6/2/2009 7:25:19 PM): OMG
cumchugger (6/2/2009 7:25:22 PM): begone!!!
Pimpette(6/2/2009 7:25:25 PM): do you prefer drawl or no drawl?
cumchugger (6/2/2009 7:25:32 PM): drool
cumchugger (6/2/2009 7:25:34 PM): oh, drawl....
Pimpette (6/2/2009 7:25:44 PM): and you like your men butch, correct?
cumchugger (6/2/2009 7:25:45 PM): uh, i'm not into talking penises....
Pimpette (6/2/2009 7:25:54 PM): just spitting ones? haha
cumchugger (6/2/2009 7:25:57 PM): LOL
Pimpette (6/2/2009 7:26:05 PM): oh yes that reminds Me...
Pimpette (6/2/2009 7:26:16 PM): do you swallow? that will be important
cumchugger(6/2/2009 7:26:22 PM): nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Pimpette (6/2/2009 7:26:31 PM): you're definitely a size queen. I've seen you in action
cumchugger(6/2/2009 7:26:38 PM): i'm out of practice
Pimpette (6/2/2009 7:26:51 PM): in fact. let Me see if I can find those photos in here for your profile
cumchugger (6/2/2009 7:27:26 PM): when's ol' robbie gonna do it?
Pimpette (6/2/2009 7:27:53 PM): he's a pussy
Pimpette (6/2/2009 7:27:57 PM): he backed out
Pimpette (6/2/2009 7:27:59 PM): last minute too
Pimpette(6/2/2009 7:28:03 PM): he's such a fag
Pimpette (6/2/2009 7:28:07 PM): or not, lol
cumchugger (6/2/2009 7:28:08 PM): well, how can he back out when you have him blackmailed???
Pimpette (6/2/2009 7:28:19 PM): he bought his way out. for now
Pimpette(6/2/2009 7:28:29 PM): I'm still going to make him do it
Of course I'm not going to take your ad down. Don't be silly.
And wtf happened to My sidebars!
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My gosh, that's taken out of context! Or perhaps in the printed word it lacks the tongue-in-cheek way in which it was meant! (No, not my tongue between Your ass cheeks, Goddess!)
"You think You could find a cock for me to suck around here? i wouldn't know how to begin looking lol"
It wasn't a request, dammit! It was meant to mean i don't think there's a big demand in my neck of the woods for another guy to come suck one's cock, and that i doubted the likelihood of finding one around here even if one did decide to look!
And "black and uncut?" was meant for dramatic effect, like where i thought Your next question was going! "Anything in particular you are looking for? tall, dark, muscular?
well hung? cumchugger: "black and uncut?" Like i was filling in the next blank, don't You see! Oh, dangit, why am i arguing with You! i don't recall ever winning one of those...
Hoping there is NEVER a movie entitled "cumchugger sucks sock - the (black) uncut version," i remain,
very truly, yet apprehensively, Yours,
cumchugger (A fellow who craves NO cock, but who, if he had to choose one to, uh, service, for Goddess Melanie, would choose a midget cock, and not a big black one which could go down his throat and out the crack of his ass!" (In short, he doesn't want to be skewered!)
i chug cum cuz it tastes yum
p.s. And i don't know wtf happened to Your sidebars! i've got worries of my own now!
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Oh, and about douchey, I have no idea why you would think him a better man than you -especially since I've told you both repeatedly that I dont consider either of you to be men. Please don't tell Me fishfucker is your role model? hahaha! you know I only talk to him to try and teach him some manners - a service that he is deeply appreciative of, but have no interest in him otherwise. he's crude, sloppy, boring, pathetic, a total loser in every way, and well, he fucked a fish! you would never do anything like that would you, chugger? Tell Me again the things you would never do, lol.
And, you got it wrong. A picture is worth a thousand dollars, not a thousand words
<3
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"...and well, he fucked a fish! you would never do anything like that would you, chugger?"
If You don't know, i ain't a-tellin'!
"Tell Me again the things you would never do, lol."
i'll have to rethink things and get back with You. All i know is the list has grown considerably shorter since that most fateful day when i stumbled across You :/
"And, you got it wrong. A picture is worth a thousand dollars, not a thousand words
It would appear so...
cumchugger
i chug cum cuz it tastes yum
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