Is it normal to get wet every time the FedEx truck pulls up?

Another gorgeous Tiffany lamp came in the mail from cumchugger. It's one of those gifts he saves for behind My back and then surprises Me with when I'm least expecting it.The shade is done in blues and greens and it's simply breathtaking. It's exactly what I needed to set off the room and works beautifully behind the cozy leather chaise he sent last summer. It's gorgeous and I love it, chuggerpoo!

-you're still going to have to suck cock tho, so don't think you're off the hook you little sissy daddy's boi. ;P


Sometimes I swear he knows My taste so well he could set up My wishlists for Me! Speaking of wishlists, after a quick phone call from chugalicious earlier today we came to the conclusion that he should be the one to have the honor of redecorating My kitchen. Start pinching those pennies, cc, because you know better than anyone that My taste isn't cheap!


This elegant wrought iron pot rack is going to look fabulous above My new island countertop. I know $500 probably seems a tad expensive for something I'm just going to hang pots and pans on but it's not like I'm going to throw these awesome $400 bronze pots and pans in a cupboard.

and, yes, of course, I want the fabulous hand-painted ceramic dinnerware set from Neiman Marcus...

chugger also knows how much I love fresh seafood and sent Me a link to have it shipped right to My door from New England's Browne Trading Co. I love the contrast of My chef-prepared meals served on expensive china while he eats shit from a dogdish on the floor.


Life is so fair

xoxo

Goddess







 

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  • 06-05-2009 08:37 PM cumchugger wrote:
    i can only speak for myself, but, yes, it is normal for me to get wet every time the FedEx truck pulls up. (i pee may pants afraid You've sent something to my house!)

    And why, pray tell, Sweet Goddess Melanie, did You post my very personal pics, made for Your eyes only (And the grossest damned thing i've ever seen, i might add), and make it look like Groucho Marx eating a bowl of shit? Perhaps in my life i've done something to deserve it, but why drag poor Groucho into the mix. That said, i DO thank You very kindly for doing so! Yes, yes, i'm with You, the more i think about it! Let's throw Groucho under the bus, the dopey bastard!

    i won't succumb to suckcum (my new mantra)

    In a shitload (no pun intended) of trouble,

    cumchugger

    i chug cum cuz it tastes yum
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  • 06-06-2009 12:42 AM God wrote:
    i can only speak for myself, but, yes, it is normal for me to get wet every time the FedEx truck pulls up. (i pee may pants afraid You've sent something to my house!)

    ROFL!!!

    and the grossest thing you've ever seen? I'm sure I lost half My subscribers after they saw you pigging out. It's a good thing I keep your photos to a minimum!

    and did I tell you I love this lamp? <3

    xoxo
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    1. 06-08-2009 07:56 AM cumchugger wrote:
      "It's a good thing I keep your photos to a minimum!"

      Truer words were ne'er spoken :/

      "and did I tell you I love this lamp?"

      Well, yes, Goddess, yes, You did, and i'm very glad. Was nervous You wouldn't like it. And did i tell YOU i hate the taste of shit? (Humming "The (gag) Reflex" by Duran Duran, a group name which sounds redundant, sort of like "Cruel Goddess Melanie," no?)

      cumchugger

      i chug cum cuz it tastes yum
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  • 06-08-2009 10:48 AM maid madeleine wrote:
    I love your sense of style, Ma'am! Everything you picked out looks lovely. As for chef's knives I completely recommend Shun. They are pricey but you are worth it. You'll love them! maddie xxoo
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  • 07-02-2009 08:25 PM jonash wrote:
    i wanna be your cuckold toilet slave Mistress...
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