Making some small dick wanker's dream come true


As if I don't get enough retarded crap in My inbox. Today I get an email from some guy pretending to be a girl who wants to get back at her ex by posting his small dick pics on My website -I'm sure he meant this one. Or, maybe it's supposed to be an ex-bf since the email was sent from some douche named willie.


I usually ignore these desperate pleas for attention since they always come from broke wankers that waste everyone's time with their 'I'm such a big fan! so can you get me off for free?' bs. But this one was even more pathetic than usual and I needed an example of what NOT to do if you ever want to chat with Me, so lil willie gets his freebie mention afterall. But just in case any of you didnt get the message, there is absolutely no reason I would want to talk to you until you send $$$ -no matter how small your dick is. so save all that time you were planning to spend stalking Me across Myspace, FB, youtube, LJ, etc. and click the shiny buttons to open up your very own spot in a loser piggy heaven. It's the only way you'll get in.

Lata~

Goddess








 

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  • 06-07-2009 05:20 AM maid madeleine wrote:
    Your blogs are poetry, Goddess Melanie. mm xo
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  • 06-08-2009 07:34 AM cumchugger wrote:
    "Your blogs are poetry, Goddess Melanie. mm xo"

    Sort of like Edgar Allan Poe's creepy creations, maid madeleine?

    cumchugger

    i chug cum cuz it tastes yum
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  • 06-10-2009 09:24 AM Mark wrote:
    Please forgive me for doing this however your application on your website may have some errors.

    Dear Goddess Melanie

    Thank you for reading my email Goddess Melanie I know your time is extremely precious & I do not intend to waste a single second.

    I would like to introduce myself Goddess so I have included my slave application below, my name is Mark & it’s the first time I have really done anything like this but I must admit I have been gazing at your website for months & months now (even at work) & I adore your blog Goddess.

    I am 24 years old, I am single, I live within walking distance to work, I have just moved back in with my parents, I am in full time employment & have no major outgoings Goddess so all the more for you, I have no debt & live a very vanilla lifestyle.

    I have also just purchased 9 of your mesmerizing clips Goddess & I am listening & watching while writing this email however its almost impossible I cant stop watching.

    Mainly through your clips page Goddess.

    Clip(s) you have ordered:
    Super jerkoff Humiliatrix
    Teach them to cum
    Dont make Me laugh at your tiny dick!
    OMG is that it! - my fave clip ever, I must have watched it about 5 time s now next time I cum (if I am allowed) I am going to recite your poem Goddess.
    Cum for Me slave 2
    Worship My panties
    3 minutes to cum
    Size Matters!
    OMG Its so small
    Small dick inspection

    Please forgive me for not filling in a application form on your website, I thought a more personal message with a little more information was suitable.

    What is your real name: Mark Sallek

    Email Address:
    MarkSallek@hotmail.com

    List your Ims: Yahoo & Msn

    List your phone numbers:

    When are you most likely to contact Me (weekends 8pm-2am, etc.), Mainly in the morning Goddess as I will be contacting you UK time in the evening so I would say between 8am & 11am.

    What turns on a loser like you?
    I truly love humiliation Goddess, small penis humiliation, degradation, domination, I know it seems quite vague but that is the honest truth. I really cant explain it, its developed from simply being seduced to being completely dominated & humiliated over time, I would even go as far as saying it has become a fetish, every time I masturbate I imagine being humiliated & degraded, I think I would need to think about while having sex to keep me aroused however I am still a virgin Goddess so I couldn’t say for certain.


    What does not? 

    I would have to say smoking is a big turn off Goddess.

    How often do you rub your nubby cock? 
    2 to 3 times a day Goddess however I would say 4 - 5 on the weekends when I am at home bored.

    How much will you tribute each week? I can tribute between a $100 to $150 per week Goddess.

    What days do you get paid? 24th of each month Godess, we receive a bonus in December each year also, there is often over time available Godess.
    How do you hope to be useful to Me? 
    I am reliable, punctual, I follow orders & direction very well, I am
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