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What an exciting week! I spent most of it up in the beautiful Rockies hiking, biking, and hanging out in the hot tub. My clipstore is still rocking it at #5! Pretty sure I broke at least 1 or 2 of My toes kicking My slaves balls in in the last clip I put up. And on top of the tons of presents awaiting Me when I got home I get to look forward to all of these showing up in the next few days! Also, after reflecting on the thousands and thousands and thousands and thousands cumchugger spends on Me Ive decided to start giving back. So for every item chugalug buys he gets something just as fabulous in return. Such as...
My empty Starbucks cup for this brand new Treadmill he picked up earlier today.
My filthy bathroom trash complete with used condoms, qtips, kleenex, and other cool shit for this awesome GluteMaster
Anyone wanna guess why they're in a teacup?
Crumbs cupcakes for Me Cupcake crumbs for you
Mine Yours
Plus all of this!!! for just a peek at this!
And because I just noticed that you KEEP shopping. I'm throwing in a few extra special items.
Now the very same soap and toothpaste I used every morning is ALL YOURS to worship and cherish!
Snarly hair tangles to season your food and My very own special grounds for you to make your morning coffee. Oh and the stockings? Worn with the killer OTK Report Sig. boots you sent.
kk getting late and I still want to go out tonight. ttyl
And have fun working all that OT!
:x
Goddess
Anyone wanna guess why they're in a teacup?
And because I just noticed that you KEEP shopping. I'm throwing in a few extra special items.
Now the very same soap and toothpaste I used every morning is ALL YOURS to worship and cherish!
kk getting late and I still want to go out tonight. ttyl
And have fun working all that OT!
:x
Goddess
Well, heck, i thought i was getting ripped off until You threw in the soap and toothpaste ~rolling eyes
And go ahead, humor me...why ARE the tampons in the teacup?
Not feeling so much in control anymore,
cumchugger
i chug cum cuz it tastes yum
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Goddess, got to thinking that the meaning might sort of be lost in the printed word when i did the rolling eyes thing.
You know i respect You very much
cumchugger
i chug cum cuz it tastes yum
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Did I mention used condoms are your new chewing gum? I'll include a pack with your stuff.
xxx
Goddess
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"Did I mention used condoms are your new chewing gum?"
Goddess, if You did, well, it must have slipped my mind. And i feel like that's something i'd have remembered!
"I'll include a pack with your stuff."
As i'm young and naive about these things (or at least naive), how many, exactly, constitute "a pack"?
And sorry to burden You with questions, and i guess it's neither here nor there, as i've never done this before (and, quite frankly, don't know that i'm going to start now!), but, well, are all coming (no pun intended) from the same "donor," as it were, or are You passing out condoms on a club night and asking them to, well, sort of like the doctor's office does for urinalysis, asking them to "step to the restroom to give a specimen"? i guess my question is, how, exactly doesn't one "produce" a pack of said "gum"?
Gosh, i can see it now, Your marketing ploy:
Goddess Melanie's Cum Gum for Dumb Dumbs
Pensively awaiting Your reply,
cumchugger
i chug cum cuz it tastes yum
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I'll tell you where they came from while you chew.
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Of course...
cumchugger
i chug cum cuz it tastes yum
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Goddess, there is a long-held belief that gum takes seven years to digest if swallowed, so certainly hope You're not expecting me to swallow my, uh, "chewing gum," or to blow bubbles! i don't think the 7-year thing is actually true, but W/we dare not take that chance, right, ol' Buddy, ol' Pal? :-\
cumchugger
i chug cum cuz it tastes yum
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