Birthday bitch
Oh and you'll be picking Me up from the airport wearing this little number that I picked up for you so I can spot you right away in the crowd. I get impatient if I have to wait. Especially if Im going to be stuck in with a throng of shitkicking rednecks. Cuz Ima get right tired in that there place real quick like.
I cant even fathom what a cutting edge nightlife your dry state on the bible belt has to offer so you will make it priority one to find Me a decent hotel near shopping and away from christian boot camp. Also make reservations somewhere delicious.
I know its mindboggling but I found a drag show that has an amateur night so it is a good thing I made you buy all those sissy clothes after all, huh?
Oh yeah, and while Im in town I AM going to do this to you, david darling,
Because I OWN that bitch ass
See ya 2 weeks
xoxo
It's so nice to see you back in action, Ma'am. Have a great trip! love, maid madeleine xo
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LOL As usual, your humor is exceptional, if i look at it from a detached viewpoint, and not the subject of said humor. ~sighs
Anyway, thank You, Beautiful Goddess Melanie for Your kind (?) birthday wishes! And I'm still trying to decide if i know about You coming to our little ol' state and don't notify the authorities, if that somehow makes me culpable, as most of what You plan on doing here are lynchable offenses, i'm sure! Oh, wait, I'M the one who will be dressed in the skinny-challenged fairy outfit and I'M the one who will be performing on amateur night in drag! You'll be just another "innocent bystander," eh? And that simply leaves the branding, which is not only condoned but encouraged around here. :s
With a nerve problem, and undoubtedly Yours,
cumchugger
i chug cum cuz it tastes yum
p.s. Please work on Your drawl...i don't want to be embarrassed by You while i'm in the fairy outfit and dressed in drag and all.
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