Is it lemon, tequila, then stick the salt shaker up your ass, or the other way around? Idk Im a vodka girl but this fool seems to have it down.



And thats why you should always wipe your ass. you never know when youre going to be sticking lemons up your butthole on a public blog.



glug glug glug



Sorry dumbass I must have deleted the shot of you pouring the salt down your asshole.



Putting the empty salt shaker in a condom because you never know who touched that last



BTW, this is all shot with his phone at his favorite bar in the restroom while he balances precariously on the toilet and shoves random objects into his body. So if youre ever wondering whats taking that guy so long in the mens room. youre probably waiting on him. Especially if you're in boise, idaho which is where he's at.



Idk why I make everyone flush their face in the toilet. Oh yeah cuz it never stops being funny!

So kids tonights lesson is Don't call Goddess Melanie when youre at the bar and have had too much to drink. I did make sure he got a cab home but that's another story.

And thanks for blowing your rent money on Me instead of that shithole you live in. I'm going to spend it on a new summer home for My bunny.