you cannot lay hold on eternal life and hold onto your worldly possessions, too, meek slave. The end of days is upon us. Tribute the Goddess to save your wretched soul.
jabba, dumbo, and ducky are leading the horde with today's donations. michael is stopping off at My mailbox today to hand deliver a stack of cash and possibly meet Me for a last night on earth drink. And some loser shiteating arab (yeah, another one) is trying to work in some last minute penance. Buy your own stairway to heaven here before its too late.