First off, LAMEST JUDGMENT DAY EVER! But the fantastic end of world party My friends threw totally made up for it.

I had an impromptu visit by the little chicken who trib'd $500 for My bday and then disappeared before ever making it onto chat. he stopped into My mailbox place handed the counter person an envelope full of cash for Me and repeated what I told him to say -that he is one of Goddess Melanie's losers who has to pay for that privilege -to the utter indifference of mail place worker who ships My piss, snot, socks, and panties weekly.
While he was in town, chicky met Me at the mall and after buying Me a new bikini and sunglasses for this weekend,

worshiped My feet in full view of everyone walking past before I ditched him to phone fuck robot who made sure I left the mall with some extra cash, Guess goodies, and a ton of new stock from Sephora.

chicken little then proceeded to spam Me the rest of the evening with updates on his increasing addiction to Me and My amazing ass.

ya know it actually did make Me laugh to read this.

dumbo made out with these lacy panties

and all it cost him was a new pair of $185 Diesel jeans, which is practically a steal compared to the $250 robot paid for a pair last week. But why should dumbo get deals when everyone else has to pay full price? It doesnt seem very fair. Come up with something good dumdum or else these panties could end up in My wash instead of your drooling mouth.

And not only did slave ducky jump at the chance to get his ass cherry busted for Me this wknd (by some random loser who answered an ad) but I directed them over the phone and had him record it for all to view right here before locking his tiny dick into a brand new chastity belt -which he could only handle for one day, unlike tugger (#381177) who has now been securely locked down for 8 continuously cumfree days . Go tugger!


I also administered a strap-on fucking, got a facial (not the dirty kind),made it to Roller Derby, and filmed a new video which will be up tomorrow night. So the world not ending wasnt that bad after all.