The only tail you'll be getting all year, cody.

Start hitting My trib buttons, jackass, before Im tempted to send this out to all your friends. They might even think its funny, that is until they realize this is just the icing on the cake compared to the rest of the shit I have on you. 

Also, loading up on My C4S doesnt count but nice try. 

Hope you enjoyed your swim in the freezing lake last night. I ditched you mid-conversation to watch Glee. 

xx

Goddess