Just a quick update before I head downtown. Im off to a night of cocktails and dancing while you will undoubtedly be spending your evening jerking off to My C4S so here's a new one for you to buy up while Im gone.



Ignoring My footslut
you are under the desk completely mesmerized by Goddess Melanie's sweaty feet while She checks Her mail and totally ignores you.
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Yesterday I woke up to cash in the Border's gift card I have (before they are all out of business) but ended up just sitting in the Southwest Plaza parking lot drinking My coffee and talking to My Mom on the phone. As I was leaving I saw firetrucks and News vans pulling up but didnt think much of it and headed home where I found out later that some lunatic had planted bombs and started a fire near propane tanks he smuggled in inside the mall which was luckily evac'd before anyone got hurt. Since it was the anniversary of the Columbine High School shootings which is about a mile away all of the schools in the area were on lockout.

Story here


I then filmed a fantasticly brutal ballbusting video (available on My C4S later today) and locked a new slave who has no idea what he's getting into in his first chastity belt.




Made $100's in footcam


and even ended up with a new pair of shoes from momo.



All in all a pretty normal uneventful day.

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Off to Vegas with My girls to celebrate My birthday! Special thanks to robo for booking Our hotel and covering the flight. xoxo
I'll be back Monday with pics and hopefully a stack of winnings.

Donate to My blackjack fund here!

Have a happy weekend, boys!

Goddess


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As most of you darling slaves know My birthday is Sunday, so the gifts have been rolling in all week. I'll grab some pics of the fantastic presents you boys sent this weekend. Here's the stack so far.

Don't wait til the last minute! Shop for your favorite Goddess now or tribby here before it's too late!

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After 16 months of round-the-clock chastity, tens of thousands of dollars spent in gifts and tributes, countless body mods, and other life changing events cumchugger finally got the experience of a lifetime when he met Me for his birthday this year. I came loaded down with special gifts to help him celebrate his big day. There was an arm sized dildo, fire hydrant shaped butt-plugged, something electrical, something battery-operated, a 6 qt enema bag with several attachments, and then there were the 'personal' gifts -nose and ear swabbed qtips, allergy soaked kleenexes, last weeks tampons, and bathroom ... << MORE >>

Need a reason to be thankful this Thanksgiving? Be grateful this isn't you.
Aww except it is you, logan



Hi Goddess
 
i thought You might like to see my stump rock hard and horny after watching Your Bound Footjob video - i so envied Your slave being allowed to come in front of You...



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Thanks to everyone that wrote to let Me know the site is down. It will be back up in a couple days. In the meantime you can send Amazon GC's to Goddess@obeymelanie.com or email Me for an invoice. I'll come back with updates later in the week.
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Wondering who sent all these gifts? Check your cc statement cuz it might just have been you! And If your debit card is in My wallet then THANKS! for the extra $300 bumps, robbo and dumbo Dont you love surprise tributing Me? Me, too! Also a big kiss to cumchugger (4 more days!) and robbo for all the extra birthday love :-* the euroslut for the anony tribs (yeah I always know when its you), momo, mikel, and pantybitch for the Victoria's Secret, shoes, and other goodies coming in next week, and timmers for finally getting his priorites straight and making My Amazon THE place to shop! And hey where's My roulette money, bitch? Don't make Me post those timbelina pics! Also, new wallet coming in from robbo with lots of extra slots for your credit cards, boys, so get that overnight envelope ready and stuff it with plastic. Its so much more fun to fwd you the gift invoices. *muah

Hey cumchugger, this is going to be your best birthday ever! Why? Because Im going to make all your dreams and wishes come true! Im flying out of beautiful, sunny Colorado to what Im predicting to be the mouth of hell, Texas so I can stomp your pride (and nuts) in the flesh. Hey why dont you get Me some spurs for those cowboy boots you sent?
Oh and you'll be picking Me up from the airport wearing this little number that I picked up for you so I can spot you right away in the crowd. I get impatient if I have to wait. Especially if Im going to be stuck in with a throng of shitkicking rednecks. Cuz Ima get right tired in that there place real quick like.

I cant even fathom what a cutting edge nightlife your dry state on the bible belt has to offer so you will make it priority one to find Me a decent hotel near shopping and away from christian boot camp. Also make reservations somewhere delicious.



I know its mindboggling but I found a drag show that has an amateur night so it is a good thing I made you buy all those sissy clothes after all, huh?



Oh yeah, and while Im in town I AM going to do this to you, david darling,



Because I OWN that bitch ass



See ya 2 weeks

xoxo

Hey david, arent the vast number of similarities in our lives astounding?

I wake up to feel My bf's warm, wet tongue tickling My toes and his rockhard cock throbbing between My legs all morning long.
you wake up to excruciating ball pain induced by the chastity torture device I keep your slave meat locked in.

I have the amazing sex life that other people can only fantasize about.
your dick hasnt even felt the warmth of your own hand in nearly a year and a half.

My day kicks off with breakfast in bed and flower deliveries on fridays.
you eat dogfood naked from a dish on the garage floor and have to beg for permission to use the toilet.

I hang out downtown for a couple hours with some friends before picking up My BFF for lunch and mani/pedi's on you
you rush to shave off your body hair, touch up your nailpolish, lock your buttplug harness in place, and make sure your stockings dont have runs before starting work.

Jilly and I sip lattes at Our favorite cafe while We decide how to spend your paycheck and text you with Our rigid and unwavering demands.
you add a teaspoon of My spit to the one cup of coffee I allow you, insert a new catheter, strap on your pissbag, and begin a long day of working to pay off all the lovely gifts you will be ordering.

I head to PakMail. Ship out dvds and claim the mountain of packages that is always waiting for Me. The owner packs My Land Rover and I zoom off to rip open boxes and try on all the pretty new clothes and shoes.
you stuff a pair of My dirty panties in your mouth and automatically shop My wishlist, add another weight to your ballsac, pop a boobie grow pill, and wait on pins and needles to see if I'll send you any new pics.

I determine your schedule, how many hours you will work, how much money you will spend, what you will buy, and how much will be left over for you
you spend your free time on craigslist looking for potential blow and go's and shitty basement apts in Denver

I decide which of the sexy outfits you've sent that I will be wearing to the club/movies/party/show/band/event I'll be going to, and after a spectacular night out come home to schedule your clients, dangle your chastity key, fuck My bf, and go to bed.
you chew on one of My bf's old condoms hoping you will get to sleep for a couple hours before the ball pain sets in, and toss and turn all night while Im sleeping like a Princess.

Sometimes I begin to think I'm too hard on you. And then I lose My train of thought and go back to shopping

Loves ya xoxo

Ready to win big! Grab your wallet and pull out your credit cards. If any of your cc's contain the winning number above pay $50 for each instance of it.
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If you havent seen My latest ball kicking video 'you will never cum' get onboard! Its on the fast track to #1 and pushing My sales to over $900 already today and its only been up for 12 hours! Watch as I decimate My slaves balls with powerful nut destroying kicks that he is forced to take over and over while he is helplessly restrained and brutalized by My lovely OTK leather boots (compliments of cumchugger). The perfect ending to a fantastic week and probably the best video ... << MORE >>

What an exciting week! I spent most of it up in the beautiful Rockies hiking, biking, and hanging out in the hot tub. My clipstore is still rocking it at #5! Pretty sure I broke at least 1 or 2 of My toes kicking My slaves balls in in the last clip I put up. And on top of the tons of presents awaiting Me when I got home I get to look forward to all of these showing up in the next few days! Also, after reflecting on the thousands and thousands and thousands and thousands cumchugger spends on Me Ive decided to start giving back. So for every item chugalug buys he gets something just as fabulous in return. Such as...


My empty Starbucks cup for this brand new Treadmill he picked up earlier today.

My filthy bathroom trash complete with used condoms, qtips, kleenex, and other cool shit for this awesome GluteMaster



Anyone wanna guess why they're in a teacup?





Crumbs cupcakes for Me                                                                            Cupcake crumbs for you

Mine                                                       Yours

Plus all of this!!!                                          for just a peek at this!

And because I just noticed that you KEEP shopping. I'm throwing in a few extra special items.

Now the very same soap and toothpaste I used every morning is ALL YOURS to worship and cherish!
Snarly hair tangles to season your food and My very own special grounds for you to make your morning coffee. Oh and the stockings? Worn with the killer OTK Report Sig. boots you sent.

kk getting late and I still want to go out tonight. ttyl
And have fun working all that OT!

:x

Goddess

New CD. Notice the little spikeys protruding from the inner ring. Ouchie! This is where My FAVORITE slaves cock will be spending the next year. I'm planning to lock it on him tomorrow for Valentine's Day just in case he had any crazy thoughts about quality time with his Wife. I'm probably doing Her a favor anyways considering that this model had to be custom made to fit his ridiculously small cock.
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Some of the goodies I racked up during the games' commercial breaks last sunday. Woot! Go Team Goddess!

And if you missed Me on cam today, boy, did you miss out!

room divider screen, tshirts, 2 hats, juicy flipflops, mudcloth bag, $$$$ and lots more coming in next week >dervid cumchuggitty
guess top and sandals >momo
bakers rack, skirt & top, webcam + a huge wad of cash >robot
pureology nano hair care, nail polishes, shoe organizer, and cute heart sunglasses >dumbo
hat & roxy shorts >UK footslut whose gf kept walking in on him, haha

Remember <3 Day is tomorrow so get that last minute shopping done before it's too late!

xoxo

Are there any subs available who enjoy personal assistant type of work? Are there even any service slaves left? It doesnt seem as popular as it used to be, although, I think sacrificing your time can be just as significant as giving up your wallet. It keeps Me from having to do these mundane tasks Myself and leaves more time to do the things I enjoy. I already feel like the days are too short so any extra time I gain will make an impact. It is mostly time-consuming work like torrent removal, testing software, researching product reviews, ... << MORE >>

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A girl can never have too many pairs of shoes Thankyou boys.

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Lifted from the blog of a well-known spanish shoefucker. My comments in Pink

So the Prada sandals from Goddess Melanie arrived last Saturday.

Sweat stained and deliciously imprinted soles just like I promised.

And filthy dirty worn out bottoms perfectly seasoned with the flavors of Cherry Creek Mall, Washington Park, Broadway, and My pool drenched pavement to whet the appetite of any horny foot whore.

Ihave to say i was very tempted to open the envelope before Monday wheni was to meet GM on cam, but in the end i resisted and waited. -Because he knows how bad I would've fucked him up if he had dared.

Once i got home from work i turned on my computer. GM had told me tohave ready a nice slutty outfit for the night, and a long rope. Well, ihad not had time to get any new outfits…a pity because i loove gettingdressed up and look sexy. I put on my bra, my panties, my lovely blondhair and now came the make up, the eyes, the lips. and no underwear. Mycock with my Birdlock was there for all to see.

Don´t i look sexy

 you dont have to answer that.

After this preparation, She told me w/We were going to go fishing,but what i didnt know is that i would be the fish. I had to hang theshoes from a rope close enough for me to be able to reach them but faraway enough for me to pull my balls that would be tied to the table.

In this way

 

So when i reached for the shoes…ouch…what could more the pain on myballs or the wish to lick and smell those shoes…? YES you are right..ididnt care about the pain…hahahha Me either, hahaha …i just wanted to lick thosesoles..and smell those shoes. After a lot of pulling my balls…GMdecided to let me lick the shoes untying my balls..ohh yes..please itold Her.

And it was totally fucking worth it!

Here are some pics so You can see how i loved it…i would have cum if i wasnt locked in by my Mistress.

To end the party, She told me that one of the shoes had been filledwith sperm on the sole and then licked clean by a slave..that if isucked enough i could probably tell the taste of it. Reduce Reuse Recycle! And yes i took theOther shoes, the one i was not licking and yes i tasted in the end ofthe sole taste…taste of sperm…yummmie….i loved it. Next time, GM toldme She would make the slave leave it for me…thank You Goddess.

To end my session, since i couldnt masturbate, i had to hit my ballswith one of the shoes. GM heared the smacks per phone so She could telli was hitting hard. Can You appreciate the lovely purple colour?

Yes it was LOUD & HARD!!!

After all this my cock wanted to cum…the Birdlock was full of liquid

See inverted penis pic below:

So w/We had a great time…Thank You very much Goddess….and what did iget to do…YES to buy shoes…in the next entry You will be able to seewhat i bought

Latest shoes from mi puto:

These are the first pairs of shoes Ive ordered from Zigi Ny and they're totally hot but wtf is up with the retarded sizing? They're like 2 or 3 sizes too big and there is at least 2" of slack in the straps. They'd be great for someone with thicker calves but for Me they suck. So they're going to have to go back. Im torn between trying to exchange for the same shoes just a couple sizes smaller or scrap it and get something else from one of the brands I usually wear. Or maybe just send them back to piggy since Im sure he'd feel like a fairy princess prancing around in these sparkly jewels.
Oh well I'll deal with it on a different day. Just got 10 new pairs of delicious foot candy in the mail so I'll be posting more pics soon.

Seriously wtf? Well at least all you sissy bitches know where to get your shoes now.

xoxo

Goddess

him: Hi honey, how was your day?
Me: the usual...


It's amazing that with all this assisted shopping I still managed to get My hair done, fuck up My nails for the 2nd time this week, and cook a delicious meal Now back to PS3.

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Happy 1st year anniversary of continuous, uninterrupted 24/7/365 of chastity cumchugger!!!

That's 525,600 strokefree minutes you've spent locked up for Me without a moment of freedom. I know you thought you were getting the key for Christmas but it's still nestled snuggly between My breasts. What do you think the chances are of you getting it in time for a New Year's wank? Should we flip for it?

2009 was definitely the year of denial. I wonder what 2010 will be like. Just think when I let you take off your cd to switch out to the new and improved punishment belt it will be the most action your dick has had all year! I really can't imagine what that must feel like. How do you stand it when you think about how Im getting thoroughly fucked every day of the year while you can't even jerkoff to the videos of Me that you still buy? lol jerkoff? What am I saying? you can't even GET HARD!!! without feeling sharp, immense pain digging into your cock and balls. It's got to drive you crazy! Did you ever think that first innocent message you sent Me would turn into this? Remember when you said you needed to feel 'in control'? haha Do you still feel in control now? It seems like that was years ago. Oh wait, that was years ago, hahaha. you've come so far, david darling. I can't wait to see what will happen next. Just thinking about it is getting Me all hot and bothered and since My mans cock isnt locked up I think Im going to take advantage.

Loves ya,

Goddess

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Am I the only person that thinks the days are too short? Another 4-6 hours would be ideal. It seems like there is never enough time to do everything I want and I get way too cranky if I dont get enough sleep. On top of all the normal stuff and holiday craziness that's going on the snow is hitting the mountains hard and I desperately need to spend a weekend away from it all in Aspen before the Xmas overload.
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Has anybody been wondering what shitbag foad has been up to lately? No? Me, either.


(oops, forgot to remove watermark)
And seriously what sick, desperate loser would let him suck their cock anyways? BTW, furry, I only got $150 in suck up funds. Where's the other $350? Im thinking about using it to buy you some laser hair removal sessions. Or, maybe another pair of boots for Me. I added about a dozen to My wishlist a few days ago. mikel and pussy have already picked ...<< MORE >>

How was your Halloween jerkfest, cthlu? Keep buying up those clips, fagboy. And from now on you are only allowed to watch them once before you have to delete them. If you want to see it again buy it again. you wank way too much for your own good anyways.

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I just finished watching the special bat segment on Conan and decided I had to have one of those little sweeties of My very own. As it turns out bats aren't good pets. But they are adorable and easy to sponsor so meet Bootsana My new adopted baby fruitbat. Isn't She the most precious thing you've ever seen? And the best part is that you get to help take care of Her by clicking on Her pic and co-adopting. I'll post more pics of Her when they come in ...<< MORE >>

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It's been another great clip4sale day! $900 so far
without even updating in a month. Keep that money rolling in, bois. Buy
up some more. I want to hit $1000 by midnight est. that means you've
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It's way too early but I'm off to start a semi-responsible busy weekend. First up is IHOP followed by coffee and a hair appt. Next is nails, tanning and gym, more coffee, and a late lunch with friends. After is a quick stop at the Apple store for some hardware enhancements and then hitting PakMail to pick up the Ting prints My newest boi shipped and to drop off some spit soaked pizza for another dweebie. I'm hooking up with My girls later tonight to go clubbing and am only stopping home to change clothes so if you want Me ...<< MORE >>

I just got the news that My sissy housemaid extraordinaire will be unavailable November 5 - January 8 which is bad news for Me but potentially good news for you. I am looking for a replacement to fill in once a week to take care of things around here during those 2 mo's with a possibility of staying on longer if you work out. Let Me be clear, this is a primarily a cleaning and service position not a smothering/spanking/ballbusting/filming/etc. spot. so if your only interest in is in getting a free session this isnt for you. Besides, this isnt a free spot, anyways.

My expectations of you will be to actually clean the house, do some light grocery shopping, occasionally chauffeur Me and My friends around, carry Our bags through the mall, act as a welcome mat for guests, and run a few errands when its needed. you are required to wear a sissy maid uniform at all times which you will supply - that means while shopping and running errands, also, but I will allow a more traditional maid outfit for public. I want you in full drag including makeup and painted nails. If you need help applying your makeup I can do that for you but you are never allowed in street clothes around Me so make sure to change into your uniform before showing up at My house.

tinabell is here alternating thursdays/fridays for approximately 3 hours (until Nov) in the early afternoon if you would like to train with her. she knows how I like everything and follows a rigid routine that you will need to learn. I can be flexible with your schedule as long as you dont show up late or cancel at the last minute. If you are genuinely interested in filling this postion and live in the Littleton, CO area write Me at goddess @ obeymelanie com to set up an interview. Experience is definitely a plus but not necessary. And remember being My personal maid comes with more perks than your little pea-sized brain can imagine so dont fuck it up.

If you can learn My system and prove you are worth the effort I putinto you then I might let you work My parties as a server, ashtray,toilet, coffee table, footstool, drive Me and My friends around, accompany Us in public, go on special 'field trips' etc. Good Luck!

and Big Day at the Post Office...

How did I spend My sunday afternoon? Meeting up with My lovesick local shopping assistant for some fast wallet grinding action. First stop was the local sex toy emporium for a remote control vibrating cockring that I insisted he immediately strap on. The salesgirl wouldnt let him use their private restroom so he was forced to carry the cock toy (without a bag) behind the store's dumpster and put it on there while I sat in the car beeping the horn and drawing as much attention to him as I could.
ps driving while vibing is a really bad idea!

We hit up Cherry Creek mall and went straight for Sephora to bust in his new credit card and fill My goodie bag with the $255 flat iron I've been wanting (for about 8 hours now), some sparkly shadow, long, luscious eyelashes, shine spray, color and a few bottles of polish. I rocked him with the vibrator the whole time we shopped and had him interact with all the salesgirls while he tried to hide that fact that he was about to come in his pants. For you guys that havent experienced Sephora it's as chaotic as a Womens' shoe store and always packed on the weekends. While we stood in line to pay for My $400 in purchases I kept saying loudly 'What is that buzzing noise'? and laughed My ass off while he fidgeted and coughed. After we left Sephora we headed for the busy Starbucks, grabbed a table where I kicked My feet up, and asked him if he wanted to cum. he begged Me not to make him cum in front of everyone and I smiled and turned up the vibe all the way. he squirmed around while I wiggled My pretty toes at him and laughed. I remarked how incredibly funny it would be if he had to walk through the mall with a big wet stain on his crotch and how I had no intention of turning the vibe off until he got to the car.
In the end he couldnt do it. he is waaayyy to shy for public humiliation but it was still a blast to fuck him up anyways. I'm sure he's prolly jerked off 10x since dropping Me off this afternoon

Some of the gifts I received to thank Me for My total awesomeness...

From pussy~
Super soft turkish bamboo towels, Gourmet Servings heavy flatware set and tray, JA Henkel's block & knife set, Old Dutch cast iron nobility teapot, La Rochere drinking glasses and goblets, wok, strainer, colander, and Jablum gourmet Jamaiican Blue coffee.

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For the last few years My adoring footslut cumchugger has been the guinea pig for an array of permanent and semi-perm body modifications and life changing experiments. he enters into every new experience with an open mind and total commitment no matter what I ask of him and has been completely devoted from the start.

Ive changed everything about him from his diet, sleep schedule, hours he must work, his activities, his everyday routine, how his body is expected to look, his toilet use, how he pisses, how/when/if he cums, how much money he will have to live on, the ...<< MORE >>

New clip to fuck with your mind and squeeze  your wallet dry. Buy it up, jerkoffs!
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What a totally fucking awesome day to be Me! But then every day is.

First, I woke up to a sparkling house courtesy of My new local sissy maid.
$350 from some pantysniffer that wants to suck on My thongs.



and a delicious breakfast of blueberry pancakes from IHOP courtesy of pissy sissy tinabell.


Afterwards I stopped at Starbucks to cash in on one of the gift cards pig sent.


And came home to find $500 in e-certs from the fat, hairbag arab and robot


followed by $200 of love from dumbo



and another $350 after lunch from a slave that loves to chew up My spit out food droppings


I ordered cumchugger pills to make his tits grow big


then off to get My nails done and film a foot worship video


and home to drain $2500 more from robot



before watching the new season of the Office that I picked up with mikel's Best Buy card.



kicked ass on C4S sales and made $1000 in profits



taking My store up to #7


and now I'm off to soak in the tub while some loser pays to get ignored.
Ending the evening with a $6500 day and soaking wet pussy for My bf to take care of.

~Goddess

Back home! and already having YIM issues. 60ish messages were somehow deleted and not archived. not sure what the problem is but it makes total sense considering the fucked up week I had. I appreciate everyone's love and concern. I'm feeling much better. And I hate to admit it but I actually missed (some of) you adoring slaveboys a lot ;P

My sexy housemaid is popping in in about an hour to clean up the place and then I'm heading to the gym and filming the rest of the day. While you're waiting for the newest #1 Barefoot Princess Video to ...<< MORE >>

Especially made with honest to goodness all natural ingredients. pig will be devouring this delicious piece of heaven on cam for all to enjoy. Coming soon! ...<< MORE >>

piggy got to double his pleasure this week by re-fucking his pseudo-gf on cam for Me and a friend. The first time I let him rub his pitiful pecker up against the cold, dirty, lubed-up porcelain I was laughing so hard I forgot to hit the record button so he was forced to do it again -this time with a bigger audience.
I dont know what was funnier watching him lick his load off the toilet seat or the ridiculous looking gimp mask/reading glasses combo he chose to wear. he almost choked himself out on the rope wrapped around his ...<< MORE >>

7 pairs of the most fuckable designer sandals came in last week from mi puto cerdito spanish shoebuyerslut. A total of $2600 worth to cradle My perfect Goddess feet this summer. Also, a new pair of $650 Miu Miu's on the way. I've raped his little faggy ass dry so hard over the last couple of months that he started his own website just to keep track of our exploits into swinehood.

Love and kisses pigman. Cya soon



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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

I know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way I wind,
I think its time

La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

I can see youre on it,
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these boys,
It can't be bought,
Just know, thieves get caught,
Watch if your smart,

La la-la la la,
Warm it up,
La la-la la la,
The boys are waiting,

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

Oh, once you get involved,
Everyone will look this way-so,
You must maintain your charm,
Same time maintain your halo,
Just get the perfect blend,
Plus what you have within,
Then next his eyes are squint,
Then he's picked up your scent,

Lala-lalala,
Warm it up,
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting,

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

Yes beotches I'm back and OMFG is it great to be using modern day technology again! $1300 and 2 weeks later I FINALLY got My Mac back from Apple. Unfortunately, the hd was fucked and had to be replaced along with the keyboard. On the upside there's a couple of blackmailed little sluts out there that can take a great big sigh of relief that all of their top secret info just disappeared into thin air (or possibly into the hands of some unscrupulous pc geeks) -too bad you dont know which ones  ...<< MORE >>

(not david, just a really impressive pic)

After chatting with chugalicious this morning and going through some old pics of his long, stretched out weighted down balls I came to the conclusion that this is a look I want him to achieve again. I've always been fascinated with body mods and can't seem to get My mind off of turning cc into a living, breathing, floppy balled work of art.
Now, I know he is hesitant due to the very real possibility of the odd metal ring sliding off his sweaty goodies and clanking onto the floor -introducing an awkward conversation with anyone present. But, I think with some precautions his anxiety can be mostly alleviated. Like some sweat sopping deodorant applied to his saggy bag (a tip from My florida connection). And, a neato guard to keep the rings in place and stop the plop.
I also LOVE the thought of his nuts being stretched to the point of reaching his bumhole and being able to shove those squirmy roly poly's in there -which was a once upon a time, and could easily be again, goal of his. Don't be a quitter, chugalug! you were almost there.
he believes it will take approx. 20-24 rings to reach this goal -his record being 12 rings, and since he's already got saggy old man balls I think he's off to a really good start.
I know he will do the stretching, like so many other things, if I ask him, but I've decided to do things a little different and put it to a vote. If you think cumchugger should become a low-balling butthole stuffer vote Yes! and if you think chuggy should get a pass vote No. The decision is in your hands.

Polling ends July 9 at midnight so get those votes in now!


Also, and more importantly, boys I'm moving this week and need a new washer and dryer ASAP. your #1 priority is to keep Me from having to haul My pretty clothes to some dingy laundromat. So, instead of shopping My wishlist click the pay buttons, or send greendot bucks before My dirty, filthy socks are piled up all over ATiM's house. Don't make timmers suffer such horrors!

Goddess

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