And the biggest sideshow attraction this week is...

The Amazing Manpig!

Is it man? Is it pig? Nobody knows. Nobody cares. All we're really certain of is it's ability to entertain and amuse while dropping $100's on designer shoes. Our first convo ended in plans for a pigPen and some sexy L.A.M.B. pumps. Our next chat I began to introduce this slutty shoewhore to a better, more satisfying, way of life -slave life. Now, it answers to My call whenever wherever. I can buzz it in the middle of the night and tell it it's time to play in the sty ...<< MORE >>

All of My favorite boys have been spoiling Me rotten but, as usual, I've had zilcho time to post gift pics. I know what you're thinking...

'Goddess hasn't updated Her C4S in almost 2 months! She hardly ever returns emails or texts! She's never on msg! She is ridiculously choosy about new slaves! What could possibly be keeping Her from spending time with me?'

Well, dear social misfits, the truth is I have a fucking life! And, it's a pretty good one! I don't sit on My computer all day waiting for the next guy that wants to jackoff to My feet to show up. I know it's hard to believe but, YES, there are much more important things to Me than you. Sorry L-Words but the weather is warm and the beer is cold so your level of importance dropped down even another notch.

But for all those kooky cum-guzzling freaktards that have kept Me interested this long here's a special thanks to you along with some of the prez's that haven't made it into My blog until now.

mikel bootboy~ I dont even know how long ago you sent these. I picked them up from the post office threw them in the trunk and completely forgot about them but I always seem to have a mental block when it comes to you.



I think I could go an entire year without wearing the same shoes or boots twice. Stick to Best Buy cards from now on!
Speaking of which...



And what's better than something shiny and new? Something well-loved and adored. Meticulously cared for. Collected over the space of years. and parted with for no better reason then a Goddess smirked at you and said 'Give it to Me'. Yes, this is one of MY favorite possessions because I know tim 'the nerdinator' mcshoefag misses it so much ;P
On top of taking his entire Buffy collection I haven't even made time to actually watch it which I'm sure drives him crazy. But, unlike most of the rest of you, this loser actually has a pretty good shot at hanging out with Me this summer and experiencing My straight blast to the balls firsthand. Maybe I'll even let him smell My shoes.



david -formerly known as cumchugger, recently found that, like so many other things, shoving alcohol-soaked qtips down your dickhole is a pain that keeps on giving long after it stops being fun. Practical, dependable, and always opts for gift-wrapping, he'll be celebrating another wedding anniversary in chastity this year. Hope you didn't make big plans


roberto pigmailed is now set up to suck his first cock or pay Me big money. dolares for doleros, haha. And on top of sending lots of green, he's been a spineless sucker for wallet busting shopping trips as well.



and tinabell you little sissy cuckold tramp. I've been meaning to mention your daily donation. It's not automatically recurring. Every day My sweetie pie makes sure to log in and send Me $10 to put towards small everyday expenses like coffees, parking, tips, My bottled water addiction, or gas. even tho she doesn't roll like the big bois she's devoted and a living doll.



Okay that's enough for tonight. Stay tuned for tomorrow's blog The Adventures of ManPig! finally got a chance to play in the pigsty and it was down and dirty hysterical fun!

Next week, Custom Maid for Goddess

night night

It's been a great day so far! I woke up to receive a message that the $500 order I placed on dumdum's credit card over the weekend was ready for pickup. So I headed out to Cherry Creek to retrieve the super cute ass hugging Sinful workout pants, Crash & Burn sparkly rhinestone shorts, a short and sexy Primevil tube dress and corset top, a long black mega hot maxi sundress, and some random jewelry and accessories.

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After a busy morning, I made it home just in time to meet a well-known slutty cam whore online who asked Me to chastity train him. I knew what kind of pig he was before I even spoke a word to him. And, I knew cock locking wasn't the only thing he needed...

I've decided this little piggy is going to start living like the dirty beast he is -complete with stinky, filthy outdoor pigpen. I want this little slut to know that he is not only less than a man but even less than a slave. he is the lowest form of shoe-humping swine and I feel it is My duty to make sure he lives and breathes it every single day.

I am not going to give him any special treatment. he is going to get hard training. I want him completely broken and on his knees 24/7.  Instead of lounging around his cozy home this week he will be preparing to turn his once beautiful terrace into something much more appropriately fitting of swine like himself. he will be spending his free time digging up buckets of earth and damp wormy soil to lay the foundation of his new outdoor paradise. he will be leaving out containers of warm sour milk, spoiled produce, and expired, rotten food. he will be tramping through back alley dumpsters scavenging for the most disgusting, foulest discarded trash, and saving all of his own nasty garbage for the pit he has been instructed to build.

After all the soil and refuse had been dumped into the pen I am going to watch him get it wet and sloppy with jugs of toilet water that I am going to make him carry from his balls. I will decide when his balls have had enough and when his pen is suitably muddy enough for a full grown hog. he will also be adding a special trough which will be his new toilet/watering hole. And has already ordered a squiggly little piggy tail to wear with his darling pink-eared pighead mask.

After his pen is as stinky, disgusting, and filthy as him I am going to allow him to roll around in his piss and garbage and lie in the hot sun. I am going to let him eat his soupy liquid meals of stew, oatmeal (or whatever else I decide) out of his trough on his hands and knees and I am going to teach him some tricks that he is going to perform on cam for everyone. he will not be allowed to walk or stand upright in his pen. he will only ever be allowed on his belly, rolling around, or crawling on hands and knees through the foul-smelling mudhole. I want his nose right in the smelly, stinky garbage so he is constantly aware of what he is and where he belongs. When he is not in his pen all it will take is an open window to remind him that I can have him rolling around in shit any time I feel like it. his entire naked body will ALWAYS be covered with muddy shit and spoiled rotten slimy garbage from head to toe while he is in the pit and, it is the only place this dirty swine will ever be allowed to masturbate. Also, because the weather is warming up he may find himself occasionally sleeping in his new digs!

Needless to say, I am so absolutely fucking excited to start piggy's training! I can hardly wait until this weekend when he finally has a day off so we can get started on it! he has committed to filming the entire process and we will be updating his progress with each step along the way.

Go back to playing in the kiddie pool, fagola

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My florida boy and his new girlfriend.

In the last 90 days this blowup sheep fucking 'tard has been able to
touch his dick for approx 3 minutes which he is exceptionally grateful
to Me for. I made him wait on pins and needles all night while I took My time at dinner, shopping, and hanging out with some friends before coming home and granting him permission to bump and grind his new girlfriend, christened Dolly. I even let him get in some foreplay with her before finally letting him take the plunge into about 100 seconds of chastity-free bliss. he blasted off ...<< MORE >>

Check it out bitches! My new crazy hawt iPhone 3G courtesy of cumchugger (oh yeah, chuggy, I couldn't decide between the $300 dress or the $300 phone so I went with the only decision you knew I'd be happy with -both, also you're locked into a contract with AT&T for 2 years).  kisses!

And since I knew My limpdick cuckold whore Pisstina would want to make sure My boyfriend had a super new phone, too, I got the matching set. Now when you call he'll have yet another reason to laugh at your sissybitch ass! Want My new phone number dollface? you know what to do xoxo

Goddess

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Something Sacred, Uzi, dress, and tokidoki from dumbo. Lots of goodies for Me, old smelly socks for him.

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I just had a conversation with some retard that actually thought he was good at this. he described his lackluster technique with an air of complete arrogance and totally bored the fuck out of Me, as I'm sure he does with all the Women who allow him to go down on them. After laughing at him and telling him what a mediocre lover he is I gave him the best advice he will ever get. I taught him how to lick pussy. And since I'm sure I've fucked more Women than any of you tragically single losers I'll explain to you the right way to do it so you can stop annoying the Women that you somehow convince or get drunk enough to sleep with you.

First off, guys if you want to be good at this (and you do) you need to realize that the shit you see in porn is for the best camera angles not to pleasure the girl. Women aren't icecream cones. Or, getting absolutely anything out of your lame ass adolescent licking the alphabet thing. Whatever fake moaning your girl is doing while you are just randomly lapping it up like a dog is to spare your feelings not because She actually enjoys it that way.

EVERY Women loves it when a guy goes down on them -unless you suck. Have you ever met a guy that didn't like blowjobs? Right. We're the same way. If She says She doesn't like it what She's really trying to tell you is She doesn't like the way you do it. Her last boyfriend probably did it better, and trust Me, that's the only thing going through Her head while youre fumbling around embarrassing yourself down there. Once you've had a guy that knows exactly how to make you cum you compare everyone after to him.

A Woman that is actually enjoying Herself and not faking will be wet and moving into you and tensed up the entire time you are licking Her. Her clit will stand out and Her lips will spread open and get really sensitive. If She isn't doing all of those things then She isn't as into it as your ego thinks. Anyone can fake moan it's the other stuff that counts.  

And although everyone has their own personal favorite thing the technique that holds true with all Women is so simple I can't believe how many of you idiots haven't figured it out. STEADY RHYTHYM! That's it, boys. Find the pace and the place She likes and keep it there. Dont fuck around with changing it up and getting creative. Girls dont like that. It's annoying. Sure in the beginning be teasing and soft and sucking, etc. but once She is into it and wants to cum too much teasing is kinda like blueballs and makes for a very unhappy gf. If She is starting to cum you are doing something right so dont' fuck it up and change the speed. Just keep to what you were doing. you don't have to go faster unless She is telling you to. Also, most girls actually do like to have their asses played with but a lot of girls are shy about it. If you're girl isn't this is definitely a time saver if it's taking Her a long time.

Also, We're not like you losers. We are very conscious of Our bodies and what positions are flattering and unflattering. If We dont' feel sexy and beautiful doing something than chances are it's not gonna happen. So work on your people skills along with your clit tonguing to make Her feel irresistible and your sex life should exponentially improve.

Alright boys go out there and show Her what you've learned! -And thank Me by tributing HUGE for this priceless advice!

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The 'Best of' or I guess more appropriately 'Most of' recent gifties.

The most fuckalicious Louboutin Forever Tina fringe boots:
from mikel bootboy, of course

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My slaves sympathize

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April is kicking off to a great start! My C4S is ranked #3 out of more than 29,000 stores, of course I still prefer being #1, but I've only updated 10x so far this entire year so I guess I can live with it for now. It's really not surprising that I would rank so much higher then 10's of thousands of others that have a buttload more videos than I do because My content is so phenomenally much better. In fact, I've never even fallen out of the TOP 50 studios in the last 4 years no matter how randomly I happen to update. There are more stores trying to imitate Me than I can keep track of but they always seem to fade away while I still shine. It must be My sparkling personality that keeps them coming back for more ;P




One of the clips I put up a week ago is still at #1 and 3 others are zooming up the chart as well. Just in the last 3 days My studio did $2600 in sales and sold almost 400 clips! Most of the time I lounged around the house playing video games while making literally thousands of dollars a day!


I woke up this morning to some shiteating arab, not foad the fat walrus, another one. I know, how many of these fucktard losers can there be? Apparently if you live in the middle east and crave eating shit you will find Me. My link must be on the mens bathroom wall. Anyways, I woke up to 'it' annoying the fuck out of Me while it tried to get it's cam set up. it finally managed to send $300 and then lost the connection, lol, and wasn't able to get back on. Lol, It's the small things that amuse Me.
This is what you missed dumbshit.


Next, I checked My email to find that I've been collecting e-cards and goodies from a few new boys that are definitely getting off on the right foot! In the last couple of days a whole buttload of shinies (for you, timmers ) have been arriving at My doorstep. Today I picked up some pretty Betsey Johnson lingerie from My new darling in tampa who has been straining in his chastity cage working his way towards 2 months of locked up bliss. you boys really are the reason I'm such a happy, smiling girl all the time



and more goodies that have been purchased for Me in just the last couple of days from all you sweet little boys...


and to top of My day I got to spend some one-on-one with chuggies for his birthday today I think it took him roughly an hour of full force fisting to milk out a gallon of cum (whilst still locked in chastity -his 105th day now). you would think after not coming in 5 months it would only take 30 seconds, but I guess having his balls electricuted on the max setting the whole time made it hard for him to concentrate. At least he got to come this year -kinda.

Lucky for him the video I captured didn't turn out so no previews but don't worry it's far from the last time chugs will be cramming his hand up his ass for all to see.

Hope everybody's day was as good as Mine

kisses,

Goddess







EDIT FOR 4/3

Advanced Training
After graduating Basic puppy will be completely housebroken. We will cover more effective training methods -chastity, cage time, off-limits furniture pieces, and implement a no human food diet complete with occasionally drinking water out of the toilet.



Show Dog Training
Doggy will be groomed to display exemplary behaviour on cam for an audience of judges.

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Are you a man? yes I know it goes without saying that youre absolutely not but let's humor you for a moment and pretend like you are. Watch this video and see what youre little locked up dick is missing while the key to your chastity belt key swings between My volumptious breasts and I laugh in your face. Don't even think for a moment that just because I'm letting you worship My perfect Goddess ass that you're allowed to jerkoff! Na-ah dumdum! As long I've got your key I own your pathetic little dick and you don't cum unless I say.

Props to My boy in florida who just went his first ever month in chastity annihilating his long-standing record of 4 days! Woot! he also got his first taste of cum for being such a doll on cam and making those irrestibly cute sad faces when I teased that I wouldnt let him cum. he shot like a rocket and was even persuaded to lock it back up for an additional 2 months! HOLY COW let's see if he can do it Good job, dork!

robbie, you are almost not worth mentioning other than the fact that it is now costing you $50/day to get the top-notch chastity training that you are receiving. If you were any less rich I don't know if I would put up with your whiny bitch act but since you seem to have an endless supply of funds to match the endless supply of blackmail material I'll string you along for as long as I like. Can you make it 11 days this time before you crack? I doubt it.

sissybritches is just starting her first chastity run and is only at Day 3 but I think she's going to do well. I know you can do it babykins!

dumbo is ever the seasoned veteran of chastity. tuesday marks the 3rd time he's been allowed to come in a year and he's so beside himself about it that I'm surprised he hasn't cum from all the excitement! don't worry you big dumb elephant it will definitely be something worth remembering and I'll even record so you'll have fond memories to cherish over the next cold, lonely 4 months.

and good ole chuggy's been riding this crazy rollercoaster for 100 days now! he's so used to pissing sitting down and having a floppy useless lump of meat tucked between his legs that he's nearly a eunuch. he almost got to cum a few days ago but when he got on IM his cam stopped working so I decided it was fate telling him he should wait at least another month before trying again. awwww poor chuggy!

and if there is anybody else that is in need of a sweet and charming girl to tease and torment you while your wittle willie is all locked up sign up for it now

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I know all of you have been lost without Me running your
pathetic little lives lately, but as My birthday is this weekend I've
been spending less time on you and lots more on Me. It's been a great couple of weeks! and it's only going to get better ...<< MORE >>

slave eddie,
I know you've been fantasizing about all of the succulent goodies that I'm going to be sending you and since you never seem to check your email I'm posting some teaser pics for you here. I tried to get a better shot of the pantyhose Ive been wearing all week for you but they're kinda gooey so the crotch is all stuck together.
These cute little cotton heart tube socks were on My Goddess feet through the wettest, smelliest workouts this week. I don't know if you can tell but the bottoms are completely dirty and sweat soaked. In fact they're still wet now. pwuu!
And the shoes? If you knew the dirty public sidewalks, the filthy nightclub floors, and the nasty Women's bathroom stalls I've wiped these mouthwatering heels on you might think twice before opening your mouth to suck them clean. Or would you? lol
Dont have time to put up pics of the rest of the stuff cuz I'm off to a party but I want you to know I added a little something to your dessert to make it more special.

Kisses

Goddess

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What do I like less than smoking? The fact that you are spending MY money on your filthy habit. Every pack of cigarettes you buy yourself is a cup of coffee or a cocktail you could have bought Me instead. How much are cigarettes now? $3.50, $4.00 a pack? And you smoke what? a pack a day, or more? So, over $100 a month is wasted satisfying your addiction to suck. $100+ that could treat Me to a massage, pedicure, new dress, or even a night out. $100+ that you carelessly throw away on shortening your life and NOT enhancing ...<< MORE >>

yes bitches this is your season so rejoice and send that extra love to Goddess. Everyone, Catholics and non-Caths alike, will be celebrating this season by sacrificing even more to your Greedy insatiable Goddess than usual. I know you've been waiting all year to deny yourself those little extras that you haven't deserved and I've been waiting to collect on them! Giving up smoking? Sweets? Meat? or sex (lol, yeah right like you have a choice on that one, loser). I'll be here to help you every step of the way. I'll even be posting a stop smoking guide to ...<< MORE >>

Here's a little something to make My chastity bitches (and the rest of you drooling idiots) squirm. Feel that hard lump between your legs? That ache that won't go away? That's your cock letting you know it recognizes it's Master. And it's time for you to obey.

Eat your heart out, boys. If only your own life was this good!


Originally I made this teaser for womenrule6699's livejournal but since I've gotten lots of slave love this week I'm going to share with all of you. you know how ...<< MORE >>

Why is it that some of you morons still can't seem to get that through your little heads? I don't want to deny you. I don't want to take away all the things you love. But sometimes you leave Me no choice. Sometimes you don't deserve the things you want. Sometimes you forget what your purpose in life is. So, I have to correct you and remind you of who you are and what you will always be. I want you to understand that it's for your own good.
I don't want to punish you. I want you to have what you want. It's just that I know what you need and what you want aren't always the same thing. Even if you don't understand it now you will come to see that I'm right and it's always in your best interest to obey.
I want you to be good enough for Me! But you're not, so you have to be trained. you have to learn discipline. It's to make you a better person. To teach you to put Someone else, Someone more deserving, ahead of yourself. Real fulfillment and satisfaction is something that you have to work for. It must be earned to be appreciated! Instant gratification is a weakness that you will learn to overcome -and I will help you. I'll be there every step of the way to make sure you remember why your sacrifice is so important. It's what makes you necessary. Without that what do you have?

I know I've had to punish some of you lately and it hurts Me to do it but I have to be strong enough for both of Us. Since you are too fucking weak to understand what NO means sometimes I need to spell it out for you.

robbies lesson this week was lying makes Me angry. And also that punishment comes when you least expect it.

I purred to him all week about how he would be allowed to buy some of My C4S with his hard earned paycheck and then coaxed him into buying as many as he could. I think he ended up with around 65ish of them and he was soo happy! he was like a little kid in a candy store with his big, goofy smile on his face and credit card in My hand, watching Me pick out video after video, anticipating the hours of enjoyment he thought he was about to receive, listening to Me tell him how good each one is, and then when the last clip was added and the payment sent I smilingly refused to give him the download link. Instead I let him in on a little secret, something I knew he was doing without permission. Something he thought he had been so clever about. I listened while he lied, denied, and cried. I ignored him when he begged for the link and laughed when My little cuck's smile turned into a sad face. Finally he admitted, under the threat of banishment, that he found a glitch in his device and could pull his little thumb-sized cock out and slide it back in. Now robbie is going to get a new hole and a shiny new ring in his dick and will be pissing sitting down for the rest of this life.
See, I always know when My chastity slaves have been tampering with their devices. I always know when they lie, and I always make sure they remember never to do it again. I don't want to do it but they really just bring it on themselves. What could have been a chastity free weekend jerkfest is now going to be several extra weeks of lock-up and a permanent reminder of what a fuckup he is. But he learned his lesson and that's what is really important. Now he understands when I say NO he says 'yes, Ma'am'.

Oh and the $350 in clips? I sent the link to someone else. ;P

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Do you know what's more fun then locking a slave's little cock into chastity? Taunting and teasing him that he may be able to get out, if even for a few moments, to experience the pleasure that's been denied him for so long. Smiling down at him while he is in that frenzied state of lust and frustration begging Me to Please, Please Goddess, let me cum, i can't take it anymore, i'll do anything you say, Goddess... Watching his eyes follow the key dangling from My neck and nestling between My breasts, carelessly twirling it around My fingers, making ...<< MORE >>

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One of My latest and definitely more hypocritical acquisitions is a well-respected priest of the Catholic church -just another weak wretch of a man that has given up his false religion to devote himself to serving the one true Goddess and most likely buying himself a ticket straight into everlasting hellfire. But all of that means nothing to him now that he's found Me, his divine temptress and sinful pleasure. Besides I think a couple of Hail Mary's gets him off the hook. Or not, I have no idea how that religion works. I just know most of My own flock has drifted over to Me from that one so it's definitely in My top favorites.

Father Hellfire is a weak man with lust in his heart and Goddess in his brain. I think I love fucking with him so much because of how dirty it feels to order a man of the cloth to get on his knees and worship Me, or maybe because I love spitting out the phrase, cum for Me, Father, you sinning fucking whore!

In his latest letter to Me he wrote:

'Goddess, i saw You already different times (that is pics from Ur clips, or parts of Ur clips on clips4sale). You had from the very beginning a unique influence on me. You're so very naturally dominant, so unique, so confident and powerful and Your look is so powerful, demanding and seducing all at the same time ... Goddess, please, make me worship YOU in first place and not jesus...'

Ah, spoken like a true christian! I'm pretty sure there's a commandment being broken there, Father, but recently I noticed hits from the Vatican as one of My most loyal visitors, lol, so don't feel like youre the only one. you're whole religion seems to be bent for submission of a different kind.

he also said this, which I certainly feel should have been one of the 10 commandments:

'When i stroke my cock i say very often to myself that i should never forget that i was born to be a slave, that i'm just a man, that i'm a slave because i have a cock and balls, that i have to submit ...'

I've decided from now on his holiness will be using the collection plate as a cum saucer and will spend the rest of his days licking up his guilt and shame.


Look at him in all his chapel bowing down to his real God. Doesn't it just make you want to go to church?

<3 Goddess

Update 2/18

The only 'doctoring' of these photos was brightening them since they were a bit dark. Here is a better look at one that I didn't add to the slideshow.

BEFORE:


AFTER:

Hey dork ass, is this you? Read your email and get back to Me pronto...

Ordered last night.

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Shop through Amazon



Or click the pretty pictures to go straight to the links. I need everything in a size medium (except stockings -Large) and the color that is shown in the photo. I love these sexy panties and bras and since I've been running out of underwear lately this is the perfect V'Day gift to send Me

<3

Goddess

The man, the legend, the zombie killer extraordinaire, and the reason I love B movies.

This DVD gets released 2/10 -just in time for you to put a big smile on My face for Valentine's Day.

Just an update on robbie's
condition. Pretty much immediately after posting My blog I received the
first of several (9 total) emails from robbie apologizing, sucking up,
and begging Me to take him back. So his little stint lasted all of 3
hrs 20 minutes before once again he was up My ass and on My nerves.

...It's something you do to me. I can't stay away. Please block me. I can't help myself. I think about you way more than I should. You know it's not that I want to stop everything with you. I ...<< MORE >>