robbie buttmunch has been spending $$$ outside of his comfort zone
again (as you will see over the next couple weeks when I post all of
his goodie bags.). I try to tell him that he's a moron when he does
silly things like that but he is so insistent and practically begs Me
to ruin him every other day that sometimes I just kinda want to. Like
for real just fuck him up so bad his life will change because of it.
And honestly, thinking about him utterly destroyed, completely
humiliated in front of his ultra-pretentious dickhead friends,
colleagues, and clients, life over (or at least feeling ...<< MORE >>

Oh yeah. I forgot to add this to the last entry. And for all of you that haven't heard My sexy voice yet prepare to fall in love. ;P ...<< MORE >>

cucky suck, I know you've been waiting for your delicious spit soaked surprise and here it is. I hope you <3 the juicy fruits and creamy cheesecake that are on their way to your open eager mouth. I pee'd on your sucker but the panties were worn with only thoughts of your tongue licking them clean. I also added a super special surprise just for you! It ships tomorrow and will be there Wednesday so contact Me immediately as soon as it comes in so I can watch you enjoy every last yummy bite.


YOU CAN EAT ME

DRINK ME

& SUCK ME

BUT YOU WILL NEVER GET TO FUCK ME!

ps this is your new lunchbox. Hello Kitty is so cute!

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This is how I'll be spending My night! german = yummy.
 chuggy bought the tickets. robbie bought the present (My Friend Cheryl's birthday) and the outfit, walrus bought the mani/pedi, and you're buying the drinks! Fill 'em up here to keep Me and My Friends silly drunk all night!

Stay out of trouble 'til I get home

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robbie is working on an assignment to show how he has matured over the last year since I came into his life. When I first met him he was a complete loser that had nothing to offer Women, he treated them like meat and used them like blow-up dolls. he was used to getting his way because he makes big $$$ and some Women must find him cute cuz he never tires of bragging about his (so boooring) sex life with these weekend trollops. he even likes to send Me pics of his latest pick-up, as if it's a conquest ...<< MORE >>

My poor chastity baby is having a rough day, today. A month is a long time when you can remember every single moment you tried to get hard and felt a sharp pain crippling you into submission. Since I am sympathetic to the weak and teary I thought I'd do something to cheer you up. you've written Me at least a million poems and sent God knows how many photos which have always made Me smile and laugh so I hope My special poem and pics can do the same for you...

you're nothing but My chastity cuck

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Today marks cumchuggers 1st month of lock-up in his latest (the 6th time is a charm) chastity device. It also marks his 3rd month of cum build-up since he hasn't been allowed any release since 10/23 when I had him dunking for toilet treats to earn his reward. At the time I didn't realize he was trying to hide a fresh frenum piercing that he wanted to surprise Me with for Xmas so every tug of his hardened flesh caused surging pain which made it near impossible for him to cum in the allotted 60 seconds! Afterwards when I had him hang his little dangly over the toilet rim and slam the seat down several times he almost cried because of the pain to the head of his cock where his new piercing was sending jolts of terrible pain through him. lol. And I was trying to reward him that day not punish him! Oh well, he still got to cum. I can't help that he didn't enjoy it nearly as much as I did.

On a much grander scale today also marks the 1 year 6 month point of abstinence that I've forced on chuggers. I know that probably means nothing to you tragically single guys but chugs is married to a Woman that has been throwing Herself at him practically begging for it and without My permission he knows he has to decline. Although I'm sure chuggy only gets hard for Me now and I could most likely just leave it to trust alone I do have some failsafes in place, like the way I have him pierced, shaved and pedicured which would no doubt strike up an awkward non-sexy conversation with the little Woman. Or, the way I have him write in black magic marker above his non-working weewee 'Goddess Melanie owns my cock'. Or, most importantly the heavy steel prison locked around his dicklette that only one person has the key to open. But, trust is the cornerstone. Blackmail is just the glue that binds.

Several months ago, when he told Me his Wife had made fancy dinner plans and reserved a nice hotel room for their anniversary I was so happy! It was a great opportunity to show him how selflessly dedicated and helplessly addicted to Me he had become. I wanted him to see his life was now only being lived in the hopes of bringing Me pleasure, that every breath he breathed in was sweeter because I had taken over his thoughts, his hopes, and his dreams, that every decision was made with My happiness in mind and that he had finally become what he so wanted to be -truly and hopelessly My slave.

I didn't allow him to fuck his Wife on their 20th Anniversary, I gave him something more special instead. I let him describe to Me in detail what he would want to do with Me if it were Our anniversary. What would I wear? Where would he take Me? What would I order? I let him go on and on about all the romance and dirty fucking and sucking that would be happening later that night. And even encouraged him to be more explicit. Because his gift wasn't that he could finally tell Me all the things he wanted to do to Me. his gift was that while he was out on his sex-free Big 20 rejecting the advances of the only Woman that actually will fuck him, I was going to act out his dream date with somebody else and then tell him about it in the morning.

Letter to chugger the evening before his Anniversary...

I have a special anniversary present for you, cuck...

Since you are not allowed to have sex tonight I'm going to celebrate your anniversary for you -exactly the way you would have wanted to! I want you to plan out what the perfect anniversary night would be with Me and tell Me about it before you leave tonight. I am going to enact every detail of it with someone else while I deny you the same privilege.

I want this evening to be special in every way and I know it will be because while you are making polite conversation with your Wife over a boring meal you will know I am living out everything you really want to be doing -but with another man. And, I am going to make sure he touches Me in all the ways you describe and fucks Me just like you want to and makes Me cum as hard as you would. I am going to make sure this is the best anniversary you ever didn't have, lol. And although you wont be here to enjoy it you better believe I will be thinking of you My little cuckold bitch and My control over you the whole time

Do you like to kiss, xxxxx? I'm a passionate kisser. It's one of My favorite things. It's so personal and loving. I have to feel My lovers tongue in My mouth while I'm moaning during sex and especially when I come. It makes Me feel like he knows exactly how he is making Me feel. Like he can taste how much pleasure he is giving Me just by My kiss. How would you spend the evening pleasuring Me? What do you want to do to Me to make Me never forget this special night? How are you going to touch Me and how many ways are you going to make Me cum? Are you going to use your mouth on My entire body before using your hands on Me? Or am I just going to feel your rockhard cock throbbing inside of Me all night? Are you going to show Me how much of a man you really are? lol. I adore your submissive side but in bed you better be able to give as good as you get.

Oh My God I'm already starting to get hot. I keep thinking about you and your Wife making small talk about the weather, kids, etc., tonight, while I am having My ass cleaned or pussy licked per your instructions and how inevitably you are going to end up at the hotel with an air of awkwardness over how to proceed with Her but I'm sure you know exactly what you'd do to Me. I know that I'm going to be the only thing going through your head all night. I'm already excited about tonight and I dont even know how I'm going to spend it yet, lol. I love that I know without a doubt that all night long you are going to be thinking about Me and what I'm doing, and I'm going to be thinking about you and wondering what you're doing, lol. This sounds like so much fun! I can't wait to see what you have in store for Me.

God this is really, really turning Me on Instead of you having your romantic sexfilled evening I am going to do it for you. I am denying you sex ON YOUR ANNIVERSARY (yes I noted the capital Y but it was needed for effect) and I'm going to live out your magic night instead! OMG I love this idea! I love that your Wife is actually going to try to have sex with you and you have to tell Her No! because I said so!!! OMG this is putting such a big smile on My face! I'm picturing you with painted toes (yes I know they are supposed to be polished today) and My name showing Ownership in bold black marker above your shaven cock spending your anniversary uncomfortably in bed with your Wife while picturing Me fucking My heart out laughing at you! I can't stop smiling! I'm in such a good mood this morning! I love that you are going to be aroused all evening while you are thinking about Me and I will probably be thinking about you at the same time...

I hope to hear from you before you too long. I can't wait to find out how I'm going to spend your night

Love,

Princess

But as selfishly one-sided as it may seem, I am very proud of you for making it this far, and have a special 30th day of chastity gift on it's way to you now. I warn you it's used, it's dirty, and it's smelly, lol. So, it's up to you if you want to claim it. Also, it is addressed to 'cumchugger' ;P

<3

EDIT: This one?



Have I ever told you you have feet like Fred Flintstone? ;P

Customs finally gave the arab his Christmas cookies! I sent them 1 month ago! They are like crunchy, teeth shattering rocks but the fat walrus can't wait to bite into them and taste all of My special ingredients.

Ooo look at the pretty gold box. I wonder what's in there...



he bows to pray to Me like a good worshipper



he tries to show off all the scrumptious bits and pieces of toenail, hair, shoe mud...



but I think this video captured it better



pack it in doughboy!



Fingerlicking good!



but a little dry so he needs something to wash them down with...



Ahhhh, thirst quenching...



And look how happy he is!


you're always a laugh a minute you big, fat, crazy Walrus


And now for the best part...

WARNING: you may not look at cookies the same way again after watching this video.




*mwa

Goddess

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Since I posted how I feel about the twisted way Female heroines are
written I thought I should also give My opinionated thoughts on how the
male action heroes of the last decade have been portrayed.

Back
in the not so distant past bigger than life supersized men ruled the
silver screen. How did Hollywood's perception of testosterone charged
fighting machine go from Arnold and Sly to Keanu Reeves and Nicolas
Cage? And Tom Cruise? Are you fucking kidding Me? Frail little boys
that don't look much stronger than I am just don't do it for Me. Sure
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Well boys, last night while I was out with My Friends drinking and laughing, and you were home alone tugging on your skinflap, some of you couldn't resist the urge of a full-on Goddess attack. you just can't seem to resist playing with those pretty shiny buttons of My lovely, scrumptious form. They drive you crazy and make you just want to reach out and PUSH! PUSH! PUSH! Keep it up! I L<3VE IT!

mucus, dumbo, and piggy had a 3-way clickfest (is it payday already, boys? My, how time flys!) which resulted in mad moulah for Princess. And as tempting as it is to go out and blow through every shiny penny on new toys, Goddess Goodgirl is going to sock away Her profits this month and start the year off right. Although it's only 8am so nothing is open yet. Check back at 5 to see how long My frugality lasted.

Also, an unknown spent his night and $450 drooling over My pasty laceys and ordered his own personal taste of the Goddess in the form of cucky sucks, regurgitated food to feast on (awww, just like a baby birdie), and some cum-drenched cotton panties to remind him where his place is on the totem pole. That's right, tweetie, all the way at the bottom, right under these gorgeous, perfect toes. Expect your lunchbox full of dirty treats in the mail soon, as in, as soon as I feel like sending it.



*mwa

Goddess

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I knew this day would come so at some level I had already been
preparing for it. But even still, I never really accepted that it would
eventually happen or that when it finally did My feelings would be this
strong. It's a sadness beyond words. She was a good old girl and We had
some great times together. I will miss Her deeply. Goodbye old friend.

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For My latest experiment, I want to see how far I can warp My darling cucklings body to match his frail little mind. We have experimented with make-up but truth be told he's no covergirl. We have weighted his nipples in the hopes of giving him fuller tits but they just ended up saggier, tucked his cock and duct-taped it in place to better fit his frilly panties -although it wasn't really taking up all that much room to begin with, taught him to suck and take cock like a pro, shaved him completely of body hair, had him undergo ...<< MORE >>

Why do strong Female characters in tv/movies/books always seem to have some traumatic experience in their past like rape, child abuse, violent boyfriend, watching their parents get killed, etc. that made them that way? Even My favorite shows have done this, including BSG that is full of powerful (yet, seemingly damaged) Women. Why does there need to be a horrific backstory to explain why they aren't weak, afraid, and curled up in a ball waiting for a man to come in and rescue them? It seems to be obligatory, like it's an apology as to why a Woman would be ...<< MORE >>

Waking up to $$$ in My mailbox always puts a huge smile on My beautiful face ...<< MORE >>

Meet My cock. It is a badass motherfucker that needs to be locked in a steel cage or there will be danger! It is armored in the Chuck Norris of chastity belts and is the envy of every cd wearer around. Why is My cd the best? Because other than just looking like a medieval torture device it actually works like one! It isn't sheathed in some flimsy plastic and it can't be taken off without My key. It doesn't make the wearer look like an emasculated pussy it makes him look like an oversexed beast. you get the feeling that he is the kind of guy that has to have his dick locked up OR ELSE! It's a cd any slave or Domme would be proud to show off. And, I am! My cock has been trapped in this steel prison for 2 weeks now and other than just looking fashion forward it actually seems to be doing what it's supposed to and is comfortable, as comfortable as chastity is, to boot. Besides, if he ever pisses Me off he'll have to go to a locksmith to have it removed




At one time or another I (meaning My slaves who have been the guinea pigs for various product trials) have experimented with every single chastity device on the market. And I mean all of them! CB?K, Curve, Exobelt, Tollyboy, Neosteel, William Jones, Lori's, pierced, non-pierced, spiked rings, rods, blah, blah, blah. We've also tried out every attachment KSD-G#, tube, sleeve, plastic teeth, metal screws, you name it. And the one thing We've found to be consistently true is that with a little determination most  can be taken off or at least worked around. Of course, getting them back on is another story but that really isn't the issue. Once a sub finds he can remove his cd or cum with it on the illusion is shattered and it goes from being a situation that his Owner controls to one where he must rely on his own self-control to make work. Who wants the slave to be in control? I certainly don't. I know a lot of seasoned chastity boys have the willpower not to fiddle with their joysticks but I prefer that the decision is out of their hands and left in Mine.

In the time I've known cumchugger We've tried 5, (6? I don't remember now. A whole lot of) cd's. All of which failed, some with pretty devastating results, some causing injury, and some just being an uncomfortable pain in the ass. Whatever the claims may be one size definitely does not fit all and even if it's custom-sized for you it doesn't mean the fit is a guarantee (read the website disclaimers 'sold for novelty purposes only' may be thrown in your face when you run into problems). But finally there seems to be some light at the end of the tunnel! At least for chugs I am very satisfied with this cd so far.



ps Don't ask who makes it. This isn't an advertisement.

I lifted this from My friends blog. I want her to win. So make Me happy and go vote for Maddie right now! That's an order.

Hey everybody! I hope everyone had a wonderful holiday season! I
suppose it's now time for many of us to get back to work! I have
entered a contest to serve as the stage maid for Pretty Things Peepshow
at their Spartanburg, SC show on January 23! Please help support me in
this endeavor by following this link and casting your vote for me! Here
is the link:

Vote for maid madeleine!

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I know I'm supposed to be curbing the shopping this year but I received $500 in Gift cards to My favorite stores and it's not like you can redeem them for cash (or can you? I have no idea how that works) so I really had no choice but to let My new installment (We're still toying with names, I like 'sissybritches', but he feels it emasculates him somehow) have the honor of filling My yesterday with shopping and fun. So thanks, new boy, you made a freezing cold snowy Sunday worth going out in. The only disappointment is that ...<< MORE >>

Finally all of My socks made it in! I don't know wtf is going on with the post office but it seems like it is taking forever to get any packages delivered lately. I'm still waiting on the boots from My arab, a couple of things from robbie, cumchuggers gift to get to him, dumbos ph,  boots from Mikel, and arab hasn't gotten his cookies yet! I know there were holidays but c'mon.

Anyways, here are the leftover sockies that I haven't posted yet, all compliments of the sweet, adoring boys (and sissies) that are keeping My feet toasty warm and snug all winter long. As you can tell I've been wearing some of them and omg are they soft! The long ones go all the way up to the bottom of My cheeks and the short ones are so cashmerey soft and comfy that I never want to take them off! $400 in socks, but definitely worth every penny!

Sissy Maid Madeline sent these satin snap opera length gloves, vanilla scented silky lotion, cozy off-white armwarmers that will go with just about everything I own, and the very sexy pink fishnets that I've already had to wear to the club. Thankyou sweetie!



arab sent a huge assortment of every type of sock from My wishlist and kept it a surprise to the very last minute. he's such doll sometimes. Thankyou you big fat walrus

 
cumchugger sent enough socks and armwarmers to get Me through winter on his own, lol, and always makes sure to clean up the last few items on My wishlists so I'm not left wanting. Thank you chugs.



I think I owe all of you some pics so expect to see them soon

Oh, and no one has claimed the first batch of socks I received yet but I have My suspicions as to who it was. Thankyou whoever you are. I'm curled up in a pair of them right now.

*mwa

Goddess

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Today marks the end of frivolous spending month. Now it's back to setting goals and getting back on track! I slipped a little bit and let coffeeboy take Me shopping this morning (sorry, I just can't go cold turkey!). But, I think I can justify both these pieces as 'needs' not compulsions. After all, I have no room for all the new socks, panties, bras, pantyhose, lingerie, jewelry, etc. etc. etc. that I received over the holidays from all the "men" in My life. And if I didn't do something about it soon I would end up with piles of clothes in every corner. Maid Madeline get your sweet buns to Colorado. I need help! (and cookies!)

This antique 110 yr old chinese cabinet is taller than Me and stands at almost 6 ft. It's the perfect addition to My bedroom and it's super wide so has plenty of room to store all of My dainty laceys, beautiful leather corsets, stockings, and nighties.
The jewelry box is much heavier than it looks, lol, and is extra roomy with 7 deep drawers, 2 side doors, and mirrored top drawer.

I still have lots of updates to make this week and am trying to get everything up as soon as I can. I finally received all the sock packages from the post office and will be thanking My generous suppliers in the very next blog I have arab's video to upload, cumchuggers monster chastity device to show off, robbies latest trip down blackmail lane, and other prezzies that I haven't been able to take pics of yet. Be patient, darlings, I'm working on it. Til then, enjoy the pics I was kind enough to take and kisses to My local boy.

*mwa

Goddess

Asia Argento



Summer Glau


Brigitte Lin


Gwen Stefani
What You Waiting For



Gen from The Genitorturers



Iman


Michelle Yeoh



Dita Von Teese


Jessica Alba



Salma Hayek
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Okay boys, I know you've been waiting on pins and needles for your new assignment and I've got the green light from Doc so here it is. Before IM'ing Me have these things ready:

First you will have to hit Wal-Mart, Cost-co, or whatever your favorite candy store is and get one of these big, fat candycane sticks or just order from the website. It's at a price even you can afford.



If the 1 inch diameter Big Jim is child's play to you then go with the Ultra-Mega-Super-Fist-sized Great Big Peppermint pole and suck it down to smooth out the sharp edges 'cuz I'm sure by now you know where this little treat is going to end up. Act fast and you can get 2 for the price of 1 and be one step ahead for next year!




Secondly, if your tree is still up you got a lucky break since you'll be using the festive decor strung around it, plus the bonus of finally getting your lazy ass around to taking your tree down. Have all your pretty decorations ready because they are going to be put to good and very entertaining use.

I know Christmas is over for you but Mine never ends so I'm having a contest to see who is going to be this years best Christmas tree. I want garland, tinsel, LOTS of twinkling lights, and colorful bulbs that We'll be hanging from creative places. We will be using clothespins, safety pins, or piercings to hold the ornaments in place so make sure you are prepared! And, I want a big star or fairy angel for the top of your head. If you must be discreet then I will allow a Santa hat pulled over your face instead. And no Christmas tree is complete without lots of presents so make sure to wrap a few special things for Me. A bow on top of a stack of cash will do just fine



Email or IM Me to set up cam time. If you prefer to shoot this video yourself without My help or artistic direction make sure to get good angles for Me
Don't be a scrooge, either, everybody should participate to spread the holiday cheer!

*mwa

Goddess


*UPDATE* It has been brought to My attention that I've been insensitive to those of My non-christian worshippers that still want to participate in the contest but don't have the supplies needed. Never fret My heathen friends! My greed is non-denominational and I'm sure similarly amusing arrangements can be made

         One of My favorite poems by cumchugger!

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Do you remember the song 'Everyday is Halloween' by Ministry when they were going through their poppy Depeche Modey phase? Er, nm, anyways I think Everyday is Xmas applies more to Me so in the spirit of the neverending season here is a list of absolutely darling and also somewhat Japanese themed (cuz I love those maniacs!) shinies that I can't live without.

Also, I have a new assignment I'm dying to post but I'm waiting for the go ahead from My ever helpful, considerate, and sympathetic Doc. Without his valuable advice over the years God knows what kind of danger I could have put you silly slaveboys in. In the meantime, and since every item on My most recent Wishlist has already been bought out, I have a new one full of lots of goodies to make Me wet. And you want to make Me wet, don't you ;P I am especially fond of some of the boots and have already chosen a couple of you to buy them for Me, so if you see your name below get your ass into action. Before you ask, the deadline is your next payday but the joy you bring Me will begin as soon as you forward the invoice to My account. Loves ya <3
 
 

darling cowboi you know who you are and you know I am cursed with an addiction to obsessively spending your money. Why fight it? I couldn't control it even if I wanted to. Here are the things you will be delighted to send Me next pay period:

I know you can already imagine how stunning I'm going to look in all My new pretties and I don't want to get you too aroused since I know that steel clamp I slapped around your tiny dicklet must be hurting like hell right about now. And, I know the effect the words 'wet + Me' have on you. lol
I might have you get Me these, too, but don't order them until I tell you because I'm waiting to hear back from the company to make sure they are identical to the pic. And honestly I would probably get much more use out of them then the dresses right now since it's like a million below zero. But check out the cute fucking studding on these purty combat boots and try to tell Me I don't need them. They look just like the ones I'm wearing except more dangerous Well, actually the ones I'm wearing are more dangerous cuz they're on My hair trigger ballkicking feet.



So ultra-femme, lol.

And, arab, you just bought Me both of these:



Thanks you
But if you want to get Me something purty & girly I want this next:

I totally deserve to look this hot even if it is just to walk around the house in 'til the weather warms up. And I know you want to see how irrestible I look just walking around My house in this near see-through dress, don't you?

(pig)robbie you are in charge of these cuz I know you love Me in hoodies (weirdo) and they'll go nicely with the jeans you bought:

*ANOTHER UPDATE* robbie felt bad because cumchugger and the arab were allowed to buy Me more sexy slinky stuff than him so We added a couple more things to his list. But it looks like he was a little too quick since the dress got marked down today and I know he paid full price for it. Sorry robbie!


This is the dress except Mine is in icy silver and lavendar. It should be here tomorrow along with the bright orange hoodie top.

If anybody else feels left out you know what to do

*mwa

Goddess

Correction -david will also be sending these items cuz he never knows when to keep his big mouth shut. Want more, yappy? huh? I dare ya! C'mon I know you're just begging for it!

UPDATE *sigh, and this:

UPDATE -And the boots. Is that enough, or do you need some more? Next will be a pair of the Louboutins, so think about it before you answer.

Loves ya <3


*UPDATE*
Forgot to add dumb-o's reciprocal gift for My pantyhose -yes that's right nothing comes free unless it's for Me Although I really should make you buy something for cumchugger, like a barking collar so every time he tries to speak he will get shocked, lol! he needs all the help he can get!

I only got the chance to pick up one of the packages from Sock Dreams before leaving town. It had 8 pairs of cozy pedwarmers inside but no note and the only name on the invoice appears to be the real name of the sender so I won't post it here. Thank you for the prezzies anonymous sock slut but if you want to get your 'to die for' pics of My feet then you'll need to email Me goddess(at)obeymelanie and let Me know who you are. And don't any of you other boys think you can get away with trying to trick Me. you'll have to know the name on the invoice to get the pics

And just in case anyone was wondering Sock Dreams is definitely a shop worth ordering from. These really are the warmest, softest socks that have ever touched My pretty feet.

Off to get Christmas smashed. Happy Holidays everyone!

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For a week now I've been going crazy trying to figure out what's in the huge heavy box sent by piggy. Even if he would have sent everything on My list there's no way it would have weighed this much so I assumed it was either a box of rocks or his dead body (which if you knew the stuff I've done to him over the years either seems plausible). It turns out it was neither and he is so pleased with himself for stumping Me that I'm going to do something extra special for him this year -not that it's any of your business what that is ;P

If you knew how much of My life centered around the perfect bottomless cup of coffee you would know how much this gift is really from the heart, lol. piggy even tried to trick Me with a Starbuck's card (for syrups and beans) to throw Me off track and then worried that I would figure it out. I pinky swear I had no idea until I unwrapped it! I love, love, love it and even tho I will never learn how to use it I promise to make sure My boyfriend is a pro Barista by the end of the week

Love and kisses for you piggy <3

Goddess

Mikel, My little slavebitch, you are without a doubt going to go broke if you continue to buy Me everything I want. And then what will you do? Sell blood or suck cock to support My out-of-control spending habits? I guess We'll find out soon enough, won't We?

Here are all the darling tee shirts and jeans you picked up the tab for while I was Christmas shopping for Myself. I love all the Motor City Legends and Sinful stuff so I ended up with a couple bags full of tee shirts, they run for about $100 apiece and are all covered with the glittery sparkles that I love so much <3 The Big Star jeans seem almost as if they were made for My perfect ass and the Maryjane's were too cute to pass up. I'm torn on what to wear since everything is so fuggin' cute but I'll worry about that later. For now check out My goodies

I'm also enclosing some extra Christmas love in the way of a few pics of Me. Eat your heart out!



Hope your holiday was as special as you

toad My shiteating arab slave you are by far the most entertaining freakshow out there and as much as you drive Me crazy when you run away and hide for weeks at a time you always come back and do something sweet to make up for it. Besides I love the extra abuse I get to heap on you when you come back ...<< MORE >>

My darling david these are some of the items you surprised Me with for Christmas, or should I say the items I am surprising you with? lol. you just couldn't decide between two of the ultra glam Brighton handbags, so wanted Me to have them both -thankyou for always making the right decision One of them is a $400 Katarina with intricate detailing inspired by the gates to the Winter Palace in Russia. It's all handstiched on soft supple leather and absolutely charming! And the $275 Soraya is decorated with scrolled medallion filagree and jewelled ornaments. The detailing is what makes these bags so extra precious. They even have 3 large compartments with plenty of room to store a big, fat wad of your cash.
you realized I would also need the matching Bellismo wallet with it's signature heart-shaped clasp since it is perfect for either bag and just the right size for a stack of credit or gift cards. And, of course, you couldn't resist adding the silver dual mirrored compact with the adorably cute tiny heart on the leather cover. The jewelled black sunglasses were a must-have but the real gem is the sparkly new keychain that will be securing the key to My absolutely favorite Christmas present and real surprise from you -your brand spanking new chastity device. I love it! you were so sneaky in getting it but I'm very excited that you did And this isn't your average plastic cage, either, boys! It's all steel, all menacing, and by the look of it, and along with his report it actually seems to be foolproof. It also makes his cock look far more impressive than it ever has without it. I'll put up some pics in another post. But for now look at all the pretties for Me!

*mwa

Goddess



More present updates as I have time. Unlike slaves, family actually expects Me to do more than lie around giving out orders to everyone.

Merry Christmas everyone

foad you're next.

I will get.
-correction, all I wanted for Christmas I got Thank you all so much for making this season so much fun and full of surprises. I've had the best year ever and owe it all to the selflessness and dedication of the ones that work so hard to make My life this good. Love~

If research is ever done to find out if there is actually a gene that causes compulsive spending/shopping I'm pretty sure it would show I have it (correction there apparently is a gene goddessprey wrote about it in his LJ blog, I knew this sounded familiar). Just like you boys can't walk past an atm without thinking of Me I can't walk past a store without thinking of Me, and then you, and then walking out with an armful of bags knowing that you can't wait to hear what you just bought Me . And today was no different. As promised I'm still spending every dollar until the 1st when I'll start saving again (well saving some).

I haven't had time to get to My mailbox this week but checked today and it was overflowing with gift cards, money orders, and cash stuffed into thoughtful Christmas cards and gift-wrapped present boxes. And I've gotten several early Christmas tributes from My longtime loyal slaves and newbie suckups. I had a big, happy smile on My face all the way home I know I promised not to open the prezzies 'til Christmas but I didn't say anything about the cards I shook every box to pieces tho so if there were any fragile items consider them dust! There is one big one in particular that keeps getting My attention wrapped in gold paper with a big red velvet ribbon from piggy. I want to open it sooo bad, it's driving Me crazy! It doesn't look like it could be anything on My list so I'm completely curious. I'm probably going to have to hide it in a closet or I will end up tearing into it before bed tonight, lol.

These are just in random order as I pick them up off My bed - you know the huge $4000 Cali King david's hardwork bought with the $5000 mattress mikel bought, $500 comforter set from fatty, and priceless hot Girl sprawled out in it. In fact, david actually bought Me this beautiful $1600 satin bedding set, skirt, drapery, Alexandria iron crown, and everything else you see in this picture.


But it didn't work with My bed so I opted to keep the money and spend it on something else. While at the website just now tho I found a new bedding set that I think I kind've want, david, so maybe you'll get Me this one instead. I'll let you know...
you know I look so fuckable in deep reds

I'm also plunking away on the $3000+ Macbook david sent Me last October because he couldn't stand the thought of Me sitting at an uncomfortable desk



he also sent a replica 14th century throne -since I am a Princess after all.


he's generous almost to a fault but for some absurd reason doesn't even think he's much of a slave. *rolls eyes -he's so much drama.


Anyways, mail...

I got a very sweet note along with a $300 Amazon card from a slave that I know doesn't want to be mentioned since he, like so many others that I've met in the last couple of months, is actually serving another Mistress full-time and doesn't want Her to know that he's a cheating whore. It's all the same to Me. Why bother getting jealous? It will just force them to lie to you.

I have a card with Santa stuck in a chimney and $50 in $10's from someone who would rather remain anonymous, as well. A Starbuck's gift card (yum!) from piggy, a present from piggy (still unopened at the time of this writing), a present from robbie, a present from Maid Madeline who is one of My favorite sissy maids only second to the one that cleans My house, a present from slavebitch, a box of dirty movies from robbie pigdick (not the same robbie as below), and I know several gifts are still on the way.

I got an extra $500 bonus from My faithful robbie (free from blackmail at last!)
-or so he thinks...




The usual $1000+ from My darling david



$300 and oh soo much more! from Arab Shit Slave

$1500 more from mucus -see Oops I did it again!   to see how I spent the other $2500 donation it sent

and of course the $2k from cuckers see -Money suckers
and the grand prize goes to drumroll please! dumbo for tributing a whopping $4000 this month.   he can't help it, he's dumb-o Oops correction $4010.00 I forgot he sent an extra $10 to outdo mucus. silly boys.

I will add to this list as more prezzies, cards, and donations roll in. I just wanted to mention some of them now so it wasn't a huge update after Christmas. Thank you boys for every smile you put on My face this year. I don't think I would have laughed this hard without you ;P

Much love~

Goddess

Oh Wait! The original reason for this post was to brag about all the goodies I bought today while I was shopping with your Christmas money! Well, it's too late now. I'm tired. you'll just have to wait until tomorrow, or whenever I get a chance to get back on. I'm spending this week with family so I wont have a lot of privacy to post. I'll try to write slaves as much as possible but I won't have a lot of time. I'll definitely be back to post for Christmas tho so don't miss Me too much

Why dont they make movies like they used to? Before CGI, fake boobs, talented actors and a budget was the staple for a successful blockbuster there were sexploitation flicks with substance and hard as nails Bitches that ruled the jungles, prisons, and education system. Even the chick from the 80's that did the splits over the car in the Whitesnake video was in one (Gwendoline).
The Women in these flicks weren't just sexy sidekicks that the hero got to f*ck in the end, they were the toughest, ballsiest Amazonion warriors of their day and they had a score to settle with men, all men, and they didn't stop until justice had been served . What happened? Where have all the female role models gone?

Some of the dvd's My piglet robbie sent to liven up My weekend. I think I was supposed to wait until Christmas but luckily I'm the one that makes the rules

Thank you robbie. I'm still trying to decide between Kekkou Kamen (which I think means Pussy Power! in Japanese) anime or live action. Here's a preview of the rabbit eared super heroine in action:

Since history has taught Me that I can't trust any of you to pick out gifts on your own and I haven't posted a public wishlist for Christmas this year, I thought I better put up a list of last minute stocking stuffers for all of you boys who want to send a small gift to please your stunning Mistress this holiday. This is an easy way for those of you that are trying to get My attention to send a small thoughtful gift (that I will use, abuse, and thoroughly enjoy before possibly returning to you one day) with your introductory letter. It will probably come as no surprise to the doting slaves that know Me that all the items on this list are socks since I have a borderline addiction to footwear of all types. My pet mikel has always been the first to send any new pair of shoes I want and My darling david always keeps My stocking drawer overflowing, so that leaves lots of soft sockies to warm My pretty peds this snowy winter. I've kept the prices down so everyone can afford to pick out several of My favorite pairs and since I'm in the holiday spirit I may even send you your very own special pic of Me wearing the socks you choose. My fav's are marked highest priority so make sure to check the details
I've also decided the must-have accessory this year is the adorably cuddly matching arm warmers that are so cute and cozy and will allow Me to wear all of My sexy short sleeve and tank tops while My arms stay warm and snuggy. I want e v e r y t h i n g on this list boys, and I know you want Me to have it all, so do your best to send a couple of pairs even if you think you've already finished your shopping for Me, because as We all know, you are never really ever finished shopping for Me ;P

*mwa

Send packages to:
Goddess Melanie
98 Wadsworth Blvd.
Unit 127
Lakewood, CO 80226

I don't claim to be the chef extraordinaire that sissy maid madeline is but I just finished with some holiday baking and was thoughtful enough to make a special batch of these delicious sweet and crunchy treats for Arab Shit Slave.  I know there is no better gift anyone could hope to receive then something from the heart of the one of you adore. So, I hope you enjoy devouring these very special cookies as much as I completely enjoyed creating them for you. Because you're worth it!


Start with your favorite cookie recipe (Mine is Neiman Marcus's chocolate chip) and add or subtract ingredients as you see fit. It's the variations that make them unique. The best part is that even if you aren't kitchen savvy enough to make toast there is no way you can mess these up. They come out perfect every time and they are never the same cookies twice.

NM chocolate chip cookie recipe
1/2 c. butter, softened
1 c. light brown sugar
3 large tablespoon granulated sugar
1 large egg
2 teas. vanilla extract
1-3/4 c. all purpose flour
1/2 teas. baking powder
1/2 teas. baking soda
1/2 teas. salt
1-1/2 teas. instant espresso coffee powder
1-1/2 c. semi-sweet chocolate chips

substitute 1/3 cup globby slobbery spitballs for large egg
substitute pee from the Goddess that you worship for espresso
(I drink enough coffee daily that My pee is probably a highly concentrated mixture of espresso and green tea so you get the same amount of caffeine but with the added benefit of all the antioxidants you wouldn't normally find in the NM recipe and a much bolder flavor.)
for extra crunchy cookies add a generous helping of clippings from freshly pedicured nails
several handfuls of hair from one brush recently used to coif
and several secret ingredients that I'll never reveal

Drop cookie dough on dirty kitchen floor mix it all together with sweaty barefeet. Stomp cookie dough onto baking sheet. Place in oven for about 15 minutes. Vwallaa! Perfect every time!

Just a quick update for all of you who are wondering whether or not Arab Shit Slave followed through on his suck-up video and if I determined him worthy enough to kneel at My lovely feet again.

Arab Shit Slave finished or at least is on his way to completing his assignment for this weekend. It is completely hysterical and he had Me laughing so hard I was crying but I won't have time to upload the entire thing today since there is a little matter of $2K that I need to go spoil Myself with. It's so good I'm considering putting it up on C4S since I'm sure it would go straight to #1. LOL

Here's a sneak peek of one of the hair removal procedure we used until I can get the video in it's entirety uploaded and available to all.

Look at this hairy fucking gorilla. Waxing strips, duct tape, superglue, whatever it takes until it's entire body is smooth and fur free.

Just thought I'd share this little tidbit with all the Women who are looking for more ways to squeeze an extra few bucks out their slaves. Apparently $30 per month is all the food money a person needs to survive. Oh wait scratch that, $30 is what the couple in the video spent on food for a month for the both of them so it looks like $15 is allowance enough for one person's meals. Clip some coupons and you might even be able to get it down to $10

Watch the video and make your grocery list, boys. This is going to be next months diet.

XOX

I opened My mailbox this morning to find this from Mr. Happy My ever pessimistic and funniest slave. In a recent letter he shared his thoughts on what the holiday season means to him:

'...am reminded of the fact that WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE, ain't none of us getting out of this thing alive!'

he definitely knows how to bring the holiday cheer, lol. Even goth kids are more upbeat. he also corrected Me in saying that I was definitely more the Goddess of his nightmares rather than his dreams, lol. Oh well, I love him anyways, he always makes Me laugh -even if it is at the expense of his own pain and suffering.

XOX

Goddess

I took a few pics from yesterdays shopping trip (I think I am now upwards of $6000 spent over the last 3 days and still have $2000 to go!). It's not a full account but the battery on the camera ran out so this is all you get for now. I'll get some more up later of Me actually wearing the clothes so you can see how spectacular I look in them. Thanks to My boys for making this week so much fun I've had a big smile on My face all week long and love the way I look in all My shiny new stuff! I can't wait to go out and show it all off and I know you're dying to hear all about it.

I hope you know how much I appreciate every one of you that has served Me, made Me laugh, shared your secrets with Me, and enriched My life as well as My wallet. I must be very lucky or just very good because I've definitely got the best slaves around.

XOX

Have you ever woke up and thought today could be the best day of your life? I'm a big believer in making things happen for yourself instead of waiting for them to happen to you. Positive thinking and having a plan of action is the way to success. I'm usually pretty happy normally but lately I've been so content like everything in My life is falling into place and I'm looking forward to seeing what's going to happen next. I feel like a little kid again, like when you don't want to go to sleep because you are having so much fun. Or when you fall in love and you can't wipe the big goofy smile off your face. I don't know why the new outlook or I'd share it with everyone because everyone should feel so special, adored, loved, and satisfied. Maybe the love you give is the love you get back? and I've surrounded Myself with a lot of wonderful, caring people (even if a lot of them are inferior men ;P -yes, even tho I treat you like poo most of the time you know I love ya)

I only write because I know a lot of people get down around the holidays and feel that they have failed in some way or don't measure up to somebody else's expectations. Fuck what everybody else thinks, self-approval is the only thing that matters and it's the only way you can be totally happy with yourself. So anyways, I hope everyone is enjoying the season so far. I'm off to go pick out a tree

Goddess

<edit for slaves> self-approval always comes in second to My approval tho, so don't even think about getting cocky with Me.

<----------Insert your face here

I've come to the conclusion that I have major spending issues! Once again I fistfucked another lucky bastard out of nearly $2k today while I shopped My favorite stores and he cowered like a rat waiting to hear the damage I did. For 3 glorious days in a row I've done nothing but spend, spend, spend! All of that yummy, crisp, green cash flows through My fingers like water but costs so much in blood, sweat, and tears for the silly men smitten enough to hand it over to Me. I love being on the receiving end of this highly addictive cash buzz! My body is still tingling from the adrenaline rush of siphoning so many men in such a short time, and especially right before Christmas when they most likely need money the most! I've christened December the month of frivolous spending. I intend to spend every single dollar of every donation I receive until January. Not a dime will be saved for the rest of the year. Every cent will be blown on guilty pleasures that I will enjoy for years to come or only moments before entirely forgetting what I've bought. I vow to commit Myself to this no matter how selfish, greedy, or overindulgent I become -this is how serious I am!

Since I've been up and down and all through the mall buying up every little thing My heart desires for the last few days I've decided to switch it up a bit and let My doting cucky slave get juiced up over listening to Me shop for My boyfriend. I walked into Diesel, Metropark, Planet Funk, Lucky, Guess, and Buckle for the umpteenth time this week and got rockstar treatment by the entire commision-based staff who recognized Me as their Christmas bonus come early and tripped all over each other to be the first one up My ass and into a nice fat tip. I even had one of the salesmen that was about the same size as My boyfriend try on all the clothes I was picking out so I could tell if I liked them. I described to cuckers every item his $2000 donation was paying for and let him know just how hot and fuckable My boyfriend was going to be in all the expensive form fitting clothes that cucky was buying him. Later I gave the phone to My boyfriend so cuck could tell him how happy he was to be useful, even if in such a pathetically degrading way. My boyfriend just laughed and told him to listen while he put the phone up to My mouth and cucky heard the sloppy, slurping sounds of Me giving him head. Poor cuckers you spend $2k on a beautiful Woman and some other guy gets blown. I guess that's just the story of your life, huh? lol

It's too late for pictures tonight but if I have time tomorrow I'll do another huge update.

Night cuckers. Call Me back when you get paid ;P

<edit 12-13-08>toad has requested his name be changed to Arab Shit Slave to conceal his identity. Since he's already started sending the files from his latest hysterical video assignment and I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. I've agreed to remove all mention of his real name from My blog, for now.

Arab Shit Slave's life is a revolving door of depravity and humiliation. he spends half his time being emasculated by lovely Women like Me and the other half wallowing in guilt and shame. Some of you might remember this furry hairbag from the post 'Dirty beast shows it's devotion' If not, click on the link above to watch a video of the most deranged douchebag you will ever see. Arab Shit Slave the wooly arab is always testing My patience with one excuse after another while going MIA for scattered periods of time. he always comes back full of praise and promises but most go unfulfilled because he is unable to follow through on most things in life.

Some of Arab Shit Slave's more recent lame ass excuses are, let's see, you were hospitalized because I made you eat too much shit, you were in a car accident, your mom died, you broke your arm, you found god, your christian coworker spotted you on Myspace and told your boss, you are giving up this lifestyle, blah blah blah blah....it never ends.

he has great entertainment value if and when he is determined but those phases seem to be few and far between lately. I do have to admit the tasks he has undertaken and videos I've forced from him in the past are of the highest caliber of sick life study but as I don't want to lose My account I'm hesitant to post more of them here.

What makes fucking with Arab Shit Slave even more satisfying is his devout Muslim faith and rigid arabic customs. I take every opportunity to exploit the fact that I mean more to him than his God and I obviously have more power over him as he spent his most holy of holidays defying his religious laws and instead ate dogfood and performed depraved sex acts for Me. See below...

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Sorry & Thank You
From: "slave>
Date: Tue, October 07, 2008 2:38 am
To: "Goddess Melanie"

Dear Goddess Princess

i’m really sorry for bothering You … i know it’s Your holiday but i needed to know what You want me to do before Today … You see Princess the 7th,8th and 9th are holy days in our religion (islam), our God (Allah) tells us that we have to fast these three day from dawn to dusk plus not watching or doing anything related to Sex. So i was hopping if You could postpone the task to this Friday the 10th ?? Pleeaaassseee   

I thought I was your God, worm? I don't care about your stupid religion.  What will happen to you if you have sex against the rules? What if you eat? do you really think you deserve salvation? Do you really think Allah will bless a worm fuck like you? lol fine put off your assignment til friday but it better be the best fucking video I've ever seen. I'm going shopping.

-your real God

Goddess, i’m glad You’re going to pumper Yourself with my small donation, Ohh Princess it’ll be my dream come true to have a phone or a cam session with Your highness Princess .. i’ll do anything You wish without any tiny hesitation  

Goddess Princess, thank You for such wonderful task, and i’ll promise i’ll try my best to fill my whore asshole with at least 5 candles – cause i’m horny, i really need to cum and of course i’ll eat it all -, plus it’ll be such an honor to appear in Your Blog again. Princess i know i’m a useless scum piece of shit that has to obey You but i hope You’ll be mercy enough to allow me to perform it on Friday  

Your Shit Slave



Subject: Your Dog (1/2)
From:    dogboy>
Date:    Thu, Oct 09, 2008 9:43 am
To:    "goddess
Dear Holy Goddess Melanie,

As Your shit slave promised i did my first task … i ate for You Goddess while i had to fast. i even wore nice panties to be Your sissy dog. i really hope that You like it and be worth to be posted on Your Blog. i said in the clip that i should be in fast for my God, but as Holy Goddess Melanie ordered me to eat. Holy Goddess Melanie, stay tuned for that other task

Your shit slave



(attached were 2 hilarious videos of toad doing what he does best -humiliating himself)

Although he managed to finish this task he has not always proved so eager. his latest avoidance is a particular assignment I gave him a couple of months ago that he, I'm sure, has numerous entertaining excuses for not completing. I haven't bothered to ask him why since I'm positive his answer will just annoy Me. Arab Shit Slave tends to think that every ridiculous, far-fetched thing that happens in his joke of a life should somehow make Me feel compassionate towards him. I, on the other hand, tend to think that shitty things happen to stupid people and karma is just paying you back for being such an asswipe. Besides your suffering amuses Me.

 Below is the assignment that has got him so rattled but that he again pledges to complete for Me by saturday. I will be posting excerpts from the string of emails I had with foad before his last mysterious disappearance if he does not turn it in on time. If he can finally show some follow-through I might just take him back. If not, maybe I'll decide to post his pic along with some of his more depraved videos on forum.maktoob.com/ -the most read arabic blogger. It's for your own good, cumbag.

            THE ASSIGNMENT

----- Original Message -----
From: goddess
To: Furry Hairbag
Sent: Sunday, October 12, 2008 10:17 PM
Subject: RE: Thank you


OMG I LOVE the idea of you rolling around in your piss and shit! I LOVE IT! I want you to do that first! And I don't want you to wash until I tell you to. I want you to be covered in piss and shit from head to toe like a dirty fucking pig in a sloppy shitpen. And then you can sit around your house covered in filth until I tell you you are allowed to bathe again. All I want you to smell all day long is your foul stinking stench of shit. Oh I LOVE IT!!! you will need to force an enema first to make sure it is really messy to start off. I want you to talk into the camera very clearly and loudly that "Holy Goddess Bitch Melanie thinks you are a dirty smelly stinky arab and is going to cleanse you of your filthy heritage by making you white". Once you are soaked in shit pour flour all over yourself to make yourself white and pretty. do not wear underwear over your head like a freak either. I want everyone to see your glowing transformation from weird freako loser to well, weirder freakier loser, lol.
Once your whole body is covered let it dry on so it hardens on your skin and then leave it. I will tell you when to bath again.

further instruction on total body hair removal after the first part of assignment is completed...

I just had My nails done and they are still wet so I'll keep this short and sweet. No you may fucking not have access to My FTP don't be retarded. Use Rapidshare or some other service to upload your video and password protect it so no one else can download it. Also keep any shit/piss separate from the hair removal because there are rules against it on some of the blogs. If you can't find a tape that works then use waxing strips like Women use, do they sell stuff like that in your backwards country? If not, use superglue on tape strips and press them into the hair and rip it out, superglue will definitely work. It will also rip your skin off if you press it into your chest too hard so be careful or you will look like a shedding lizard. I don't even want to know what a hairbag is. It sounds like a good pet name for you tho.

Goddess

So, I'm not holding My breath but if this woolly mammoth does decide to pull through I will post his sure to be morbid and entertaining video here. Check back on saturday for the results.

XOX


<update> I gave toad an extension 'til sunday to finish his assignment since I won't have time to look it over today.

Not 24 hours have passed since the last fool I raped, left with an empty wallet and considerably lower self-esteem, and another one dives in to take his place. Today's shopping trip was on marcus's (better known as mucus) dime. Feeling like the big loser he is he couldn't stand that someone else might be pampering and spoiling Me better than he can so wired a nice fat $2500 in jealousy funds to Me this morning along with a promise of more to come later this week. I just love the competition you losers inspire in each other.

Being the insatiable shop-a-holic I am I decided to to grab some Friends and head out to Littleton for some late afternoon shopping at Park Meadows mall. I only had about an hour and half to kill today before dinner reservations at one of My favorite restaurants so I had to stay focused. I headed to Planet Funk and grabbed 5 or 6 tops and another pair of Meks. I love these jeans! They fit My ass perfectly and hug all of My sexy curves in all the right ways. Next a courtesy stop at Macy's and finally finishing at Buckle for a couple pairs of Big Star, a couple of belts, sunglasses, and 7 more shirts. What I really need is a new dresser and more closet space! I only managed to blow through about $1300 of mucus's money so far but it's still early and I'm on My way out so with a little effort I should be able to get his available balance back down to zero before the night is through.

No time to take pics tonight. I have to start getting ready for the club. I will try to get more up when I have some time. Until then you'll just have to imagine how fucking hot I look right now

Kisses~

Yes once again I maxxed out dumdum's credit cards in record time, as usual. I wasn't even in the mood to go out when he called pleading for Me to rape his wallet and drain him of every cent. I was feeling kind've hungover from the night before and was planning to stay in bed and fuck My boyfriend all day but dumdum is tenacious and wouldn't relent. he kept pushing My tribute buttons and whining about needing Me to fuck him up. I was nearly bored to tears listening to him drone on about his pathetic existence and even set the phone down and watched tv for awhile while he shared his most intimate secrets with My pillow. Finally I decided that if I had to listen to this moron babble about his stupid life for one more second I was going to stab a screwdriver into My ears so I told him I would let him take Me shopping as long as he promised not to speak or annoy Me in any way. Neither of which he was able to keep from doing.

When I saw him his eyes were big and bloodshot. He looked like he had either been up for 3 days straight or crying all morning. I didn't bother to ask which it was I just strode to the first store I wanted to shop at and dialed one of My Friends so he wouldn't feel prompted to speak to Me. He followed along silently for awhile but within minutes couldn't control himself from blubbering nonsense about how much he worships Me, works only to give all of his money to Me, lives to make Me happy, etc. etc. blah blah *snore I knew his silence was too good to be true but I was here on a mission so why let some hyper chatbox ruin My time? I decided to just ignore him and have some fun.

First stop was Metropark where I easily spent $1200 on 5 pairs of Mek jeans, half a dozen tops, a couple of belts, a dress or two, some earrings, and odds and ends. Then off to Betsy Johnson where I found 3 cute dresses at a reasonable $300 a pop. Next up was Macy's where I grabbed a handful of jewelry, stockings, and some bubblebath. On to Guess for a pair of pointy toed pumps, shiny patent leather boots, and a couple of tops. I finished the day at Buckle leaving with a coat, a pair of Lucky jeans, and some more Sinful and Ed Hardy stuff. All in all shopping and tributes combined dumdum spent a whopping $4k for the pleasure of being ignored by Me today.

Did I fuck you up enough loser? Or are you ready for some more? I'm posting some pics so you can see just how good I look in your money, lol. Enjoy!